Date: 4/4/2002 9:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 47584
Wh do they call it a building when it's already built?  |
Date: 4/4/2002 9:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
how bout how dryers eat only one of your socks and don't bother to at least eat both. I would rather have both gone then to have only one!!! grrrr  |
Date: 4/4/2002 9:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
lmao @ Baby Bec, Im with you on that one..  |
Date: 4/4/2002 9:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 20750
Why is it when you have peanut butter you have no jam?? Why is it when you have a toaster but no bread?  |
Date: 4/4/2002 9:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 38507
lol true, I never thought of that concept Author 47584  good one lol
hah yeah I always have that problem, maybe the dryer gets full on one yummy sock? lol  |
Date: 4/4/2002 9:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 26452
why is it when your making something sticky you ALWAYS drop it sticky side down?  |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
ok how bout this one---why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway???????????????? grrrrrrrrr |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
ahhhhh good one moon angel!! thats always the side it lands on! grrrrrrrrrrr |
Date: 4/4/2002 9:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 24235
Why is it called a driveway when you park your car there, and why is it called a parkway when you drive on it.  |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 38507
Thats just the fate of life or luck, one or the other moon girl. lol, its one of those things that make you want to scream, "IT FIGURES" and grr at life lol I hear you |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 38507
yeah moon angel, I liek to make hunny and peanut butter sandwiches and every once in a while, I drop the honney one on the foor, maybe its the same reason cats always land on all fours? lol |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 24235
ya beat me to it baby bec! hehe |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 47584
Why is it called a semi-truck when the whole thing is there/ |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 24235
or how bout this. why it is that my husband puts his dirty laundry on the floor right next to the hamper??? I mean duh! put the clothes in there!! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:47:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 38507
lol good one Semi-truck lol |
Date: 4/4/2002 9:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
LOL pic wic!! i beat you!! LOL  |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
ok this one might get deleted but here goes.....why is it a bra when you put a pair in it. and a pair of panties when you only have one to wear????? grrrrrrrrrrrr |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 38507
lmbo, bec, that is true lol |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 24235
LOL baby bec!! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 24235
or why are apartments called apartments when they are all connected!!! |
Date: 4/4/2002 9:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 35629
hmmmm just where the heck does all those mates to everyones socks go?Is there an alternate universe where there are a ton of wierd creatures that wear them as hats?lmao  |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
How come Ships carry Cargo and Cars carry Shipments? |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
Yeah I wanna know why you always drop something sticky, sticky side down?? Is it cause its heavier or something ??? lol |
Date: 4/4/2002 9:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
Why is it Called Softball, when the balls are actually hard and bigger??? lol  |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 35629
How come when there is not a thing there i will still trip as if there was some big lump there or something?Hmmmm maybe it is the evil sock creatures from the alternate universe paying me back for buying ugly socks. |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 35629
Just how many licks does it take to eat a tootsie pop that has to be number one hehehe |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
lol... Nightmare Gal... Well I know if they are wearing my older brother's sock as a hat, then they gotta be passed out.... LMAO |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
lmao Why is it called a Base ball when it dont look like a Base?? and while we are on that, how come a Basketball dont look like a Basket and when you make a Basket how come you shot it into a net instead of a basket??? |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
lmao I wanna know that too.....How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop..lol |
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Date: 4/4/2002 9:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
LMAO!!!!! ok you all.....LOOK OUT!!! I am getting ready to start throwing bullets!!!! ohhhh now, you all are in trouble!!!!! run Forest,run! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
HOw come they call it Bubble Gum when half the people who Chew it cant blow Bubbles??? |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
LMAO.... Dont throw them this way Bec!!!! LOLOL.... Takes cover behind the Dryer... HEY! It may like bullets too! :P |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
lmao @ Manda.. hehehehe |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
lmao Baby Bec.. |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 18870
How come they say a Dog bark is worse its bite?? If you aske me the Bite would hurt a lot worse... |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
hey hide behind the dryer-----i owe it paybacks anyway!!! grrrrrrrr |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 35629
arrgghhhhhhhh no no no please do not throw them i need to hear the answer to my mystery how many licks does it take to eat a tootsie roll tootsie pop that darn turtle always bit into it in the commercial.Oh the world may never know. |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
LOL juls.....good one!! ouch! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
LMAO... Bec!!! *sticks out her tongue at bec* |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
How come it's called an instant refund, but you have to mail it to get it back?? lol... I know I am lame :P |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
ok how bout this one.....has anyone ever really checked to see if you have a hole in your lip??? why is it that when you miss a drink of something, some smartie has to make that comment? grrrrrrrrrrr i just spilled my coke all over the front of my shirt!!! *runs to the mirror to see if there really is a hole there!* brb you all! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
LOL no i like that one amanda! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
LOLOL.... How come they always say hold your horses??? I dont have any horses to hold?? LoL |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
Or how come they say, YOUR cheese just slid off your cracker.. When you dont have either... LOL |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
LMAO amanda! another good one! humm i think me and you are on a roll!! hummmm btw what does that really mean?? are we really rolling?? grrrrrrrr |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
hey peachy keen.......where cha go?????? lol this is your post! tell some more!! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
LMAo. I am in laughter... But I dont think I am rolling in any other way.. lol |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
Ohhhh I got it..... HOW come in the SMURFS there was Only ONE female, and a WHOLE bunch of males..... lolol |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
ok why does someone that is hungry say.....i am sooooo hungry that my stomach is eating my backbone?????? yuck doesn't sound very good to me!!! or how bout...i'm so hungry i could eat a horse and its sadle. really??? well i tell ya....i don't care how hungry i get.....i ain't eating no sadle!!!! grrrrrrrrrrr |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 35629
that one is easy cause smufette offed all the other females so she could have all those blue guys waiting on her hand and foot. |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
hummmm and didn't at one time..wasn't there a baby on the smurfs???????? ok so whos the daddy????????? hummmmmmmmmmmm |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
LMAO Bec! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
Sounds like A jerry Springer Show!!! lol.... Smurfette... WHO's ya baby's daddy! lol... How about.. WHY DONT they show fights on Springer anymore.... those used to be funny!!! lol |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
i know thats when i used to watch springer.....when they fought all the time! and yep, sounds like a good show to me.....whos the smurfs daddy???? hey maury is really into those whos the daddy shows right now!!! ok so which one of us is going to call??? LOL |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
LMAO... Well since its a Cartoon... I guess they would have to test the ink for DNA!!!! LMAO |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
LMAO yeah i can see it now!! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
ahhhhhhh amanda do you hear an echo in the room??? i think we are all alone!! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
LOL>. Yea I do.... My laugh is annoying when it echoes! lol |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
How come on Winnie the pooh... Tigger always bounces on his tail, when Tigers cant bounce on their tails... lol |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
ok i will turn the lights off and you lock the door on your way out! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
lmao... okies Bec! :P |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
ok how bout this one and then i am outtie....why do they make all kinds of stuffed animals for little kids that in reality would bite their head off????? |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
LMAO..... I have nooooo idea on that one!!! lololol |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 32763
no no no one more...why do people come into someone elses post and run the author off??? LOL now that is an unsolved mystery! |
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Date: 4/4/2002 10:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 26452
ROTFLMAO OMG you guys! lmao! |
Date: 4/5/2002 12:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 2183
Why is it that when you need something you can never find it, but when you dont its everywhere you turn around?  |
Date: 4/5/2002 9:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 16442
How do they get the teflon to stick to the pans when nothing sticks to teflon?  |
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Date: 4/5/2002 9:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 16442
Here ya go -------> You ever notice how night falls but never breaks, while day breaks but never falls? |
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Date: 4/5/2002 9:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 16442
Why aren't were complimented when someone says our checks are Outstanding? |
Date: 4/5/2002 8:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 49885
HEHE!~Cheer Babe 07  |
Date: 12/6/2006 3:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 51292
Hmmm...LoL!  |
