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New Excuse...LMAO!!!!

  Author:  24003  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/4/2002 7:54:00 PM)
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A man got a new Ferrari for his birthday and went to test drive it on the highway. As he was driving he wondered how fast it could go, but before he could get very far he heard sirens. He sped up thinking he could outrun the cop, but then he came to his senses and pulled over. The cop walked over and asked for the man's license and registration. Then the cop said, "Listen, Mac, it's Friday, I'm tired, and I just want to go home, so if you can give me an excuse I haven't heard before, I'll let you go."

The man thought for a minute, then replied, "My wife ran off with a cop the other day, and I thought you were trying to give her back to me."

The cop nodded and said, "Have a nice day."

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Date: 4/4/2002 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 35825    LMBO!!!! hehehee =D  
Date: 4/4/2002 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    LMAO! 8D  
Date: 4/4/2002 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 47734    LMAO.. that's funny  
Date: 4/4/2002 8:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    Too cute... I gotta try using something like that somewhere.  
Date: 4/4/2002 9:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    LOL that's funny   
Date: 4/4/2002 9:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 36845    LMAO! way too funny!  
Date: 4/4/2002 10:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LMAO!! thats too funny .....  

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