Date: 3/21/2002 9:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 49037
My little sister, when she was like 3, thought the song "Taking care of business" was "taking care of christmas"! And instead of "material girl", she used to sing "cheerio girl". I always pick on her for that!
~~Rock On!~Pigtails~~  |
Date: 3/21/2002 9:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 600
lol! They definitely have a "colorful" way of changing things, as well as knowing just the most "inopportune" time to state things.......There are a few times my children have floored me with laughter, but I'm thinking a G-rated site wouldn't be the best place for me to "share" some of these........lol.  |
Date: 3/21/2002 9:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 50439
My lil' sister (DarkButterfly) once asked why Bill Clinton and Monica got in trouble for going to the fair....SkyDancer22  |
Date: 3/21/2002 9:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 15394
Mickey Mouse was always Geeky Nouse to my son and heilacopter was cop a dopter!! lol Wash cloth was cloth cloth ... hmmmm  |
Date: 3/21/2002 9:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 36271
**LAUGHSS** holy spare ribs... That is funny..ermm I can't remember anything at the top of my head right now..I don't have kids myself..am to get married soon*Smiles*.. But I remember in school we were singing "Most highly favoured lady, Gloriaaaaaaaaaa"... a song abt Mother Mary..the girls changed that to "Most highly flavoured lady, Strawberrryyyyyy" .. **LIGHTGIRL**  |
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Date: 3/21/2002 9:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 600
Ohhh, one I can share though.....My daughter, who is going on 13 <---yep, it continues even when they get older, completely got a verse from an upcoming movie screwed up and had me rolling! Have you seen the previews of that movie, (can't remember the name, alzheimers setting in?) where that girl says, "I'll never tell..." My daughter thought she was saying "under the towel....." Ok, maybe ya had to be there......lol |
Date: 3/21/2002 9:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 8941
LOL...the other day my son was in for a doctor visit, and after the nurse took his temp and left, he looked at me and asked why she had to take his temper. Another time when my husband was in college, we went to pick him up after a test. Our son had just started pre-k and we could tell his dad was in a mood when he got in the car. He asked him, "Did you have to color to?" Another time, he stamped his little brothers entire head with a blue ink stamp ring, and it wouldn't wash off. It was a shock the next morning to see, and the first words out of his mouth were, "He looks like a blueberry muffin!"  |
Date: 3/21/2002 9:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 44773
That is so cute!  |
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Date: 3/21/2002 9:11:00 AM
From Authorid: 36271
**laughs** Splitfire!!..kids!! **LIGHTGIRL** |
Date: 3/21/2002 9:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 3648
Oh how cute  ....I'm trying to think of the things my kids used to say they were little....freezer used to be ice cream huggier....dang I can't remember the rest right now lol....but my kids, all four of them make me giggle   |
Date: 3/21/2002 9:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 47539
The other day we were watching TV and someone threatened someone else to "pound their butt into a different shape". With a perfectly straight face my six year old said "like a STAR". He's starting to get this really dry sense of humor. -Pumbaa  |
Date: 3/21/2002 9:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
helecoptor for my 4 yr old daughter was "call-a-doctor", she asked her older sisters friend why she had chicken pox on her face, they were freckles.  |
Date: 3/21/2002 9:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 49765
When I was little and doing the alphabet I would get to the part that says m,n,o,p and I would say animal pee. (Raintear)  |
Date: 3/21/2002 10:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 17673
LOL! my psychology tutor was telling us today how her little nephew cudnt say "tr" and said "f" instead, well he liked to spot dumptrucks, no prizes for guessin wat he sed intead!!!  |
Date: 3/21/2002 10:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 25183
I use to tell my brother to stop antagonizing my daughter when he was teasing her, but that is not what she heard. Her version was "Uncle Treg, stop appetizing me!"  |
Date: 3/21/2002 11:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 4548
lol when my brother justin was wee little he used to pronounce "girls" as "grils". he'd say "i hate grils" and for the longest time, no one gave him barbeque.  |
Date: 3/21/2002 11:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 47699
There was a little boy of about five years or so once who was the son of one of my business partners. Once, while I was working, he sat down next to me and said the strangest thing. I looked at me very seriously. He proceeded to tell me that he was going to take out my heart and leave it on the porch in the sun until it rotted! Then he started laughing! Go figure....  |
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Date: 3/21/2002 2:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 8941
Oh, my gosh, Frankenstein! Are you serious?! |
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Date: 5/13/2002 5:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 54140
Hehehehe.. When I was little For home home on the range I would sing "Home home on the range, where the deer and the GLASS OF MILK sing.." lmao, no clue how I got that! |
Date: 10/10/2002 12:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 2734
I got a couple. My friends mom was a dance teacher for a 3 year old group. When asked what the 3 movements in dance were, the proper reply was plie is to bend, releve is to rise and saute is to jump. One of the girls replied "Plie is to bend, releve is to rise, so TAKE A JUMP! Through years of babysitting I have heard Refridgerators called refridgdidator, crocodiles being called crackerdoddles and Santa Claus reffered to as "Ossie Kaas." Also, there is a commercial for for a medical insurance plan that has a doctor that said when he asked a young patient for a urine sample and had it explained that he had to pee in a cup, the boy replied "What's wrong with your bathroom?"  |
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