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Bethann is finally coming out of the closet

  Author:  10534  Category:(USM Events) Created:(3/17/2002 7:51:00 PM)
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Yup - You would have never guessed it. Good old Bethann, been sneaking around posts lately, acting all weird. Do you know why? I've locked her in the closet. 5 years ago, she annoyed me, so I threw her in there, duct tape it shut and I finally got the heart to let her out. BETHANN IS COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET! Finally after all this time! Yay for bethann!

Peace-Love-Unity, IcyFire.

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Date: 3/17/2002 7:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    You locked poor bethann in a closet? You terrible person!!! LMAO J/K  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    You should be ashamed IcyFire...did you feed her while she was in there?  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    LoL Im sorry lemonade! Thunderhead....yes I did feed her. The occasional rats would come by, so I'd slip em under the door with a slice of cheese. If the dead rats can't have the cheese - bethann might as well!  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    What do you mean J/K Lemonademe??? Did you want me to suffer?????  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Thunderhead--when i first read your comment i thought you said, "Did you FEEL her..." LMAO!!!  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 13546    OMG Poor BethAnn.. *throws blankie over beth ann so Icy can't see her*.. here have a cupcake..   
Date: 3/17/2002 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    No of course I didn't want you to suffer! Grrr Icyfire how'd she shower and go to the restroom?  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    lol rainbow angel! you're breaking her dietary habits. Rats only!  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    Oh god bethann! what were u dreaming about those sad lonely nights in the closets? no - i don't wanna know!  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Aww thank you RA But I'm not allowed to eat sweets...lol  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    OMG Jeremy!!!! I'm gonna kill you for saying that!!!!!!!  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 37809    LOL!!! It would explain a lot!! J/K!  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 11348    LOL!!! Hahaha that's not a very nice thing to do IcyFire.   
Date: 3/17/2002 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    I don't shower Lemon...didn't you know that?  
Date: 3/17/2002 7:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    lemonademe...bathroom? shower? hmmm. i forgot about that. so that's what that smell was. sorry bethann. LMAo when i was typing this, i accidenltly put "BETHroom" and when i just said that last thing, i typed BATHann. i thought it was pretty funny...lol  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    Oh my, feel? that would definately be a whole other post...  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 37809    So that's Bethann I've been smelling for the past few days????  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    lol What you all first thought I meant when I said "bethann is finally coming out of the closet" well...maybe she's still in there...if u know what i mean thunderhead. "feel" yes it scares me too....lol  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    yes dgnr84life! and you live all the way in texas! wow i didn't know it was that bad.  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    That smell..my poor niece prolly got lice now..and the rats are not sanitary at all. :P~  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Okay, I knew Kelsey had her doubts about my sexuality...but now thunderhead she's definitely going to think I'm comin' out of the closet:P I DON'T SMELL!!! I use perfume to cover up the scent!!!! :P:P  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 37809    Believe me, the smell is strong, one day I saw a skunk pass out from the stench.  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    lol bethann. with that perfume, you smell like a skunk getting ready for a date. and im not sure if it's going to be with a guy or a girl yet. (theres nothing wrong with you like girls bethann, ill be behind you 100%)  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    LMAO!!! I love girls...what can I say? And Jeremy...play nice, alright? *wink*  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Kelsey, you're just HOPING for me to be gay...so then I can be your beautiful girlfriend!!! *wink wink* LOL  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    good for you bethann. very good! hey i gotta secret for you guys...I don't have a boyfriend...I have a dog   
Date: 3/17/2002 8:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    so that'd make me "come out of the dog house" on that one  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    Pepe la pew...hehe!! He's at da door askin for Bethann..."uh yeah Pepe, pull on this rope to get her outta that closet over there"....  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    yeah..bethann...right....maybe if you had fur and were on all fours wait...your legs are pretty hairy..i think it counts.  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 18376    I think the perfume is to stong girl...just shower..Then we talk.  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    So you're volunteerly saying you prefer dogs over guys, right? No further comment...  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 37809    Maybe it's the wrong time to say that my family got a puppy last week.  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 18376    I think this is a wonderful thing...Be yourself..  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LMAO..poor bethann hasn't shaved in 5 yrs..Icy u should be ashamed!  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    lmao dgnr! oh yes bethann...puppies are so cute. congrats on the puppy, can i come see it? maybe take it for a walk? hehe jk. guys are better than dogs. Wait -- guys ARE dogs  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    There's an upside to this Lemonademe though...I can braid my leg hairs now!!! LMAO  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 37809    LOL Bethann!!! That's always a quality skill to have!  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    too much info bethann...i don't want the 411 on that...  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    Aww..Can you put those cute lil beads in'em   
Date: 3/17/2002 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    Bethann you should cut one of those braids off and give it to DGNR84life as a keepsake.   
Date: 3/17/2002 8:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    bethann, we should die your leg hairs. hows orange? with stripes of red? it'd look tyte.  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    You didn't happen to find my old KISS t-shirt while you were in there did you?   
Date: 3/17/2002 8:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Ohhh of course!!! They make noises while I walk!!! They're soo cute:P  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Kelsey...that is such a good idea!!! I'm game!  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 37809    LOL!! Yeah, your leg hair braids would make a wonderful birthday present!!  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Jeremy...just wait a little bit and you'll get one that's dyed 5 different colors...just for you!!! :P  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    man i wish i had some authentic Bethann leg hair. id frame it  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 37809    LOL...I can't wait!  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    I could add one of the braids to mah scrapbook.  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    You know gang, I bet she found all the lost stuff we crammed into that closet while she was in there...Did you find my DDD-cup water bra in there?  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    A lot of people want one...I think i'm gonna start charging!!! :P Hey--A girls gotta finds ways to earn some extra cash, right?  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Yes I did Thunderhead...It came in handy for a bed on some cold nights:P LOL  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    haha did you find that dead body i hid from the cops in there? is it rotting yet? so they can't identify the human?  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    Did you find my invisible brother Skeeter?..I only tried to eat him once..he took offense and ran away..*Sniff*  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 13546    LOL! *shakes head* maybe she should go back into the closet? *hehe* kidding, kidding!   
Date: 3/17/2002 8:41:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    Rainbow, just say the magic words and it's done! hehe  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    OMG RA!!!! I don't appreciate those kinds of comments... :P I think it's IcyFire's turn in the closet  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    lol bethann i live for those kind of comments. closet? hah im too smart for closets. you need to put me in the straight jacket and put me in a padded room  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Rainbow, how dare you shove me back into the closet. I've been needing the sunlight for years! I want to see my pretty beadie braided dyed leg hair!  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Just try to say that 10 times fast! lol  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    for punishment -- we'll make you shave your leg hairs! With WAX! ouch! and then we'll take away your cheese and just give you rats. muahhahaha  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    Yes no more closet the poor girl needs a tan!  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    tan? SHHH she doesn't know what those are yet! bethann, a tan is where you smear ketchup all over yourself. you don't want one of those, you want to stay safe in the closet -- the world i created for you. so you can always be safe. i made you, and i love you bethann! i have complete control over your life....so you can be safe  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Awww Icy that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me:P What else are sisters for, right?  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    eh..copy from the trueman show. sisters are for locking eachother in the closets.. well only on one side. you can't do it to me so do you prefer rats or spiders for the next 5 years of your life?  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Both!! :P  
Date: 3/17/2002 8:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    Right...like you're getting first class treatment. BOTH..HAH how dare you ask me that? Now get on your knees and kiss my feet. this will give you another year added on to your closet sentencing.  
Date: 3/17/2002 9:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    WTH?? Ok. that caught me offguard.
  
Date: 3/17/2002 9:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    LOL now I see what bethann's problem has been all this time! LMAO  
Date: 3/17/2002 10:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Don't even go there Toodles!!!  
Date: 3/17/2002 10:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    give you 20 bucks to put her back in! LOL   
Date: 3/17/2002 10:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    LOL!!! Toodles--i'm sure you're not the only one that wants to get rid of me:P  
Date: 3/17/2002 10:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    aww bethann you know we love ya. Id make sure to take your mind before Id pay to put you back in the closet. So if you figure it this way... as long as you have your mind you are safe! LOL  
Date: 3/17/2002 10:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    I've decided I want to steal Icy's mind..the mastermind behind all of this.  
Date: 3/17/2002 10:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Lemon!!! LOL!! That kids got one heck of a mind...i tell ya. You should just hear some of the things she says to me:P  
Date: 3/17/2002 11:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    I don't doubt it for a minute! I need a plot to take over the wee one's mind..lol  
Date: 3/18/2002 6:41:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 10534    Haha bethann I'm not that mean to you.....I'm gonna regret taking you out of the closet -- until the day i die. agh  

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