~Another Dumb Blonde~

As a frantic blonde comes tumbling into English class 20 minutes late. Her Teacher sighs waiting for an excuse she has heard too many times before. She asks the blonde why she is late and why she is unprepared with no supplies for class. "Oh it was terrible!" Cries the blonde "first we left my brother behind and we had to go all the way back and get him, then we drove him to school and we had all gotten out to get a few groceries and the darnest thing happend! My dad locked the keys inside the truck and we couldn't get in. I had to run all the way here from about a mile away at Chucky's food mart!" "Okay," said the teacher "and why don't you have your supplies?" " My backpack was in the bed of the truck and the tailgate was locked!"

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