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Kid Speak

  Author:  49025  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/8/2002 9:46:00 AM)
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It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year old daughter, Katelyn. Heidi started to go into labor and called 911. Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old Katelyn what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again."

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Date: 3/8/2002 10:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 6817    LMAO I love that!!!!  
Date: 3/8/2002 12:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 49991    LOL! thats soo cute! thanxs for sharing  
Date: 3/8/2002 3:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 20069    hahahahahha awww how cute  
Date: 9/20/2004 1:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmfao rotfl. thats cute.   

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