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HANGING!!

  Author:  47869  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/5/2002 1:52:00 PM)
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John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day while they were walking passed the hospital swimming pool, John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him. He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled John out.

The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the Mental Hospital, as he considered him to be OK.

The Doctor said, "We have good news and bad news for you, David! The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that John, hung himself in the bathroom and died." David replied, "Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry."

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Date: 3/5/2002 1:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 14018    THAT GOOD.... lol  
Date: 3/5/2002 1:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 42785    ROLLING IN THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY BIG BEHIND OFF! LMBBO  
Date: 3/5/2002 1:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 6817    LMAO That was soooo funny! I gotta tell my teacher that one!  
Date: 3/5/2002 1:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 26217    HAHAHAHA!!! thats hilarious..good one!  
Date: 3/5/2002 1:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 50298    That is pretty funny
Date: 3/5/2002 2:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 8184    LMAO! That was good! =^_^=  
Date: 3/5/2002 2:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 16061    OMG Doh!!!  
Date: 3/6/2002 12:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 48989    LOL!!!  
Date: 3/6/2002 7:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 36024    This one gets funnier each time I tell it. hehehe Misty Bay
Date: 3/22/2010 11:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL good one heheheheee   

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