Meaningful Conversations With Your Toaster ~*Princess_Chic*~

Top 11 signs of Insanity:

1.) You start every morning with a 30 min. jog around the bathroom

2.) You wear your underwear on you head because you heard it would ward off evil dandruff spirits

3.) People stay away from you everytime you howl

4.) No one listens to you anymore because they can't understand you through that scuba mask

5.) You begin to wonder about all the blades of grass you stepped on as a child and worry that one day their ancestors will come back and seek revenge

6.) You have meaningful conversations with your toaster

7.) You like cats. Especially with Mayo

8.) You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch

9.) You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you

10.) You like trying to make lists of the Signs Of Insanity *cough* ;)

11.) You've read and agreed with these "signs"

~*Princess_Chic*~

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