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"Un-Noticeable" News Anchor Habits ~*Princess_Chic*~

  Author:  48092  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/23/2002 7:02:00 PM)
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The next time you sit through the news remember these "un-noticeable" anchor habits:

1.) Sentences beginning in "and", "so" & "well"

2.) The comical over usuage of "alleged" and "allegedly"

3.) Addressing viewers by the name of the co-anchor to give us the illusion that they're holding a typical converstation and we just happening to be listening (i.e. Well Heidi, it looks like another alleged tornado allegedly hit VA today...")

4.) The frequent shuffling and straightening of papers, that aren't really used for anything

5.) When the anchor says something and is followed by a video clip saying the exact same thing (i.e. And finally Josh, the hometown citizens here are allegedly very upset to what the mayor allegedly said during his speech, *shuffling and straightening the papers...., then then a video clip saying: "We are very upset about what the mayor said during his speech.")

~*Princess_Chic*~

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Date: 2/23/2002 7:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 49132    LOL I see most of theese   
Date: 2/23/2002 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 20069    haha ill look for that on the news tonight  
Date: 2/23/2002 7:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 27924    lol! So funny and sooo true! lol  
Date: 2/25/2002 11:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 49277    heh thats really true ive noticed those  

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