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Kid's Say The Craziest Things...PART 3!

  Author:  47618  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/18/2002 2:15:00 PM)
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Hello, this is Gryffindor Seeker with another segment of Kid's Say The Craziest Things. As those who have read my previous posts know, I am a (now) 19 year old male who works at a private school. And I know best how funny the things kids say can be...and now for...

Kid's Say The Craziest Things PART 3: You Can't Handle The Truth!!!

Earlier today I substituted for a teacher in the Kinder class. (There are 3 teachers in the class for a better approach to working with the children individualy.) One of the teachers pulled me aside and said that one of the students had complained that someone had written something on his name tag (which sits at his seat). She showed it to me after telling me the story. Well, ladies and gentlemen - graffiti starts at a very young age. Someone had written "I Don't Like *****" <- Some other child's name was written where the **** is. Later on we also had to stop some other children from writing their names on the brick wall outside with chalk. Future gang members....I hope not!

Meanwhile, we were trying to get the children to come up with three letter words that end with -ad. Of course they came up with various words but the teacher was trying to get them to say "lad". She said something along the lines of "we have a lot of these in our class". Still they had no idea what she was talking about. So instead she pointed to a child and said "this is something YOU are". He looks up and yells "uh.....BAD!" The rest of us had quite a task in trying NOT to laugh.

And that is this week's edition of Kid's Say The Craziest Things!

I also remembered something one of the teachers said today as well:

"We spend the first two years of our children's lives trying to get them to talk and walk - the next 16 years we spend trying to get them to shut up and sit down..." How true that is! =)

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Date: 2/18/2002 2:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    lol..how cute! My brother is in 1st grade, and he's there's identical twin girls in his class. One day I asked him who was cuter, and he said "Christina." Lol....Crazy kids  
Date: 2/18/2002 2:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 49459    Lol Thats cute. RlaurenC  
Date: 2/18/2002 3:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    LOL.. this is really cute Kids do say the darndest things... thanks for sharing...  
Date: 2/18/2002 3:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 46515    LOL!! It's funny I ran across this post. I'll message you about some kids I worked with. It would be too long for this response. LYNDY AKA  
Date: 12/25/2002 9:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 39737    That is hilarious, luv these stories...  

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