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never tell a kid anything LOL

  Author:  27161  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/13/2002 10:20:00 PM)
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I got this off a family website lol of the things kids say

well this one lil boy asked his mom onetime "mommy why are some people so fat and the mom replied well honey thats casue they got to fart and they cant"

the next day the boy age 3 went to the market with his mom and when tehy were waiting in line there was this woman standig in front of them who was a bit big well he went up to her and started patting her on the stomach and she smilled down on him and he told her out loud BOY YOU REALLY GOT TO FART" Everyone including the cash register lady turned red laghing the lady was upset and turned around and gave a sneer at the mom who was too embaressed to say anythign

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Date: 2/13/2002 10:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 6050    OMG! how gastly!! lol I would just have to die at that point of embarrassment..but, wow..what a great laugh that would be  
Date: 2/14/2002 3:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 48877    OMG! Kid's are so funny! Thanks for the post! Happy Valentines Day! ~Brideofrankenstein  
Date: 2/14/2002 6:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 47235    That's funny, thanx for sharing. 'Razzles'  
Date: 2/14/2002 10:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 40530    OOO-er! LOL, I would have DIED!  
Date: 2/14/2002 10:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 47273    i would of probably agreed being male myself lol then i would of died in the car lol..........hades556
Date: 2/16/2002 1:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 42259    Oh my god lol!  

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