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PROOF That TED TURNER is An ABSOLUTE AND COMPLETE MORON!

  Author:  44424  Category:(Conspiracy) Created:(2/12/2002 9:05:00 PM)
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Somewhere in Atlanta, Georgia- in an empty office building sits the office of once catatonic, and powerful TED TURNER. He is the only businessman to ever get traded by his own company- to another one of his companies- to one more, then back again to his lst and original company. He comes from a family that used to hang out with Ted Kennedy and his wife. He still believe he's Dennis Weaver (of McCloud fame). He met his first wife at a family reunion and they went on to have four beautiful lama's, I mean children with hooves. It was spoken by the great Ted Turner at a recent ceremony on Golden Pond, he said "You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends- but you can't wipe your friends on the sofa", right after the statement "The terrorist were at the very least BRAVE". It has been a year since he repulsed everyone with a public statement. In his annual campaign for most absurd human alive, he has overstepped his power (like Marion Barry at a Mayors conference). Just because he has some money and is married to a woman who happens to be the sister of actor PETER FONDA, doesn't give him the right to stand up before college students and say things as blatantly ignorant as the things he said recently at a speech at RED FACED COLLEGE. First off he really doesn't even have a right to say anything at all. I could ask everyone I know, EVERY ONE, if they cared what Ted Turner has to say, and if they did know who Ted Turner is- their answer would be NO. Actually, none of his friends or immediate family care what he says and they watch Fox News Channel over CNN. I did inexplicably notice that Fox News had the most coverage of his ignorant statements, but they should be given credit, after all they realize at Fox that every speech or statement he gives- there's a high percentage rate that he'll shove his foot in his mouth. He'll say some- thing in the next few days dorky and quirky enough to make people say 'Well, you know Ted, he always says something stupid. And you know what? He does. tom #44424

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Date: 2/13/2002 3:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 46486    What I don't like about Ted Turner is how he let WCW down.  
Date: 2/13/2002 6:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 24673    Yea, the guy is a jerk! bye  
Date: 2/13/2002 8:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    I don't need proof. I know he's a moron.  
Date: 2/19/2002 11:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 34476    LOL! I thought we already knew that!  
Date: 3/14/2002 9:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 50394    lol! whos ted turner?
Date: 5/30/2005 9:32:00 AM  ( Admin-DNL )   interesting.

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