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I Want to kill.....................Hack

  Author:  33286  Category:(Poetry) Created:(2/12/2002 6:56:00 PM)
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I want to kill,,,
Clay Henry.
Oh Lord,
You know it's true.
And while I'm at it
I may as well
Do in that Jarred too.
The two of them
Get on my nerves
Until there's nothing left,
The stupid song
Goes on and on,
The only cure is death.
Clay freaking Henry
has got to die.
Who's with me here?
Back me up guys.
I'll get it done
I'll do it today,
Then you can meet me
Back at Subway.

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Date: 2/12/2002 6:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 42792    and slap on the mayonaise!!!!Awesome!!!  
Date: 2/12/2002 6:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 10534    Lol..Interesting poem...Good job heh  
Date: 2/12/2002 6:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 4231    this is disturbing..  
Date: 2/12/2002 6:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    lol,, Sundin,, I hate that commercial,,and just had to get it out,,, they play it about twenty times every Canucks game...aaaarrrrgggghhhh  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    lol,, thanks IcyFire..lmao,, glad you liked  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 32070    Good Poem. But, Who's Clay henry? Don't laugh! I only work and then come play here. Well, most of the time....:P...*HUGS*  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    *Puts hands up and backs away from hack very slowly* lol  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 32070    OH NEVERMIND! I know who he is now. :P..lol..*HUGS*  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 42792    ok then we'll pump them with a gallon of vinegar and oil...is that better????  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    hold the mayo...lol thanks NKA,, glad you liked  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 42792    how about LipoInduction...hehehehe  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 30986    Can I have the meatball sub with EXTRA grease and Mayo???? Thanks, LMAO!! hugs,  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:03:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    Becks,, do you work at Subway? are you responsible for the commercial? lmao......  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:03:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    lmao...P.L.,, I messaged you anyway...lol  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    lmao..NKA,, thats the suction in reverse right? six grams of fat at a time,, no more no less...lol  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    I'm heir to the subway throne.....  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    Oh crud!! *hides pic of Jarred before Hack sees*  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    shhhh Hack....everything's gonna be okay!! *hides her subway sandwich*  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    sure Kysta,, I am a "sammich artist".. I went to "sammich college"...LMAO  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    lol,,,, come here for a minute Becks........hehehehe  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    lmao@ Oddy,,, give me that sammich,, you can keep the pic though....lol  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    *Runs and hides* lol  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    Noooo!!! It's a classic BLT *licks the sub* HA!! It's MINE!! MINE!!!!!!!!  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    I would chase you Becks,, but there is a hockey game on now,, see you all later   
Date: 2/12/2002 7:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 34775    Ok..I know he is a Subway weight loss victim...but I don't know who he is..I have only been introduced to him because of your angst~  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 32070    HA HACK! Told you I don't watch a lot of TV..LOL...Now, I'm getting off this post, cause these peeps are making me HUNGRY!!!! HEY ODDY!!!! *HUGS*  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 43200    hehe, a little harsh but i'm also annoyed by that stupid subway song.....  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    Hey PL!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    LOLOLOLOLOL..I HATE those commercials too Hack!! Heehee..need an accomplice??? xoxo  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    heheheheehehhe!!lmbo!!  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 4548    lol man everyone hates that guy.  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    LMAO,,, ALLRIGHT!!!!! at least I am not alone on this...it is the end of the first period and I have seen that commercial twice, maybe three times.....  
Date: 2/12/2002 8:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 46795    hey i wouldnt mind slashin a few throats LOL!!
  
Date: 2/12/2002 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    I'm having lunch with Jarred tomorrow. He's so sexy!!  
Date: 2/12/2002 8:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    lmao  
Date: 2/12/2002 9:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Yo Timbro,
Ummm...Clay Henry must be an American or a Canadian thing...have no idea...but ya know I know a few peeps that could arrange it for ya...hehehe...ahh, if only I was joking Peace,
  
Date: 2/12/2002 9:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 12637    *Holding 7 and 1/2 year old rock hard subway sandwich in hand, ready to beat the crap of Clay Henry with You* While we're at it let's take out Jarred too!  
Date: 2/12/2002 9:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    but just for the record I LOVE their turkey subs on harty italian with lettuce mayo and black olives. yuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm a six inch only $5.50 with a drink and chips at my student union. LOL   
Date: 2/12/2002 10:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 20793    Hey, hold on?! Is that a threat?!? I like Subway!!!!  
Date: 2/13/2002 2:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 30747    ROFLMAO Hack didn't take his medication again. tsk tsk. Breath Hack Breath. *hugs*  
Date: 2/13/2002 5:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    lmao,, thanks for playing everyone....hehehe  
Date: 2/15/2002 9:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 40290    LMAO!!! Too funny Hackie. I also hate that Jarred guy hehehe.. I know there is no way he lost all that weight from eating at subway..uh huh..whatever! Great poem..hehe  
Date: 2/15/2002 3:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    hehehehehe,,, clay has to die...lmao....  
Date: 3/22/2002 10:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 35629    Wooohoooooo i call for a death by sandwiching lmao i will hold them down you stuff em please i beg of you let me help hehehe.ehe I like it of course oh morbid me once again.  
Date: 3/23/2002 6:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    LMAO...thanks N.G.  

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