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That DARNED Mountain Dew!!!!! .................. MonkeyLuvr

  Author:  30743  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(2/12/2002 5:00:00 PM)
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Okay, you ready for a laugh? Here's what happened to me the other night...

I was very thirsty at three in the morning and had nothing to drink, so what do I do? I go to an all night convenience store. Boy, the most embarassing moment of my life..

Okay, I go in, my mouth watering for the taste of that frosty Mountain Dew... But then I spotted IT.. the can Mountain Dew, which I knew tasted so much better than in the bottle.. but it was on the top row; however, not to be defeated, I began my campaign of reaching for that inviting can... And couldn't reach it.

So I began jumping to try and grasp it as I jumped high. No go. I continued jumping for at least a minute. Finally, I faced the fact that I was not going to get that Mountain Dew unless I asked for help.

So I turn around, and what do I find?

The clerk of the store, who knows me because I drop in so often, is lying on the floor, rolling from side to side, holding his stomach as he laughs at me. I can only think I must have looked pretty darn funny jumping up and down in the effort to get that elusive Mountain Dew...

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Date: 2/12/2002 5:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO ah the elusive mountain dew, an endangered species indeed!  
Date: 2/12/2002 5:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 44321    LOL hey you had the energy to jump like that even before the rush from that soda LOL I am the person in the supermarket that climbs the shelves to get what I want LOL nobody thinks I am weird but my family laughs LOL it stinks sometimes ot be short LOL but I had my day once to feel tall when i got a head of lettuce off of the price reduction thing for an elderly woman who was shorter than me   
Date: 2/12/2002 5:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Hee Hee, well if you are a regular customer, then they should'nt have a problem placing a few within reach for u!   
Date: 2/12/2002 5:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 36994    lol mrs hippity hop....reach for the dew:P..lol, i would of been roaring with laughter, hehe this is funny, have nice drink  
Date: 2/12/2002 5:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 36687    LOL Monkey! Gosh..Your crazy! Mountain Dew is Awesome!!! I love it! :-)  
Date: 2/12/2002 5:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 37101    Don't feel bad Monkey, my Mom has the same problem! Only I'm with her so I can reach all the tall things, hehe. I'll make sure to get ya' a whole truckload of Mountain Dew so this never happens again.. :: hugz :: -  
Date: 2/12/2002 5:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 40341    You are busting my sides here I think I will laugh about this forever! HaHA  
Date: 2/12/2002 5:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 47570    Well I'm a member of the Mountain Dew fan club. It's my coffee in the morning. Just can't live without the stuff. I like mine cold with lots of ice. Whoooo I think I hear a glass calling my name now. Little Kitty  
Date: 2/12/2002 5:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30743    LOLOL, It was MAJOR embarassing.. lol. My MOM still won't quit laughing.. lol... Love and BIG MONKEY HUGS.. LOL  
Date: 2/12/2002 5:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 21839    I know how you feel....I am short too so I have had to jump & climb to reach things...but thats ok because my 8 yr old is almost as tall as me so pretty soon I'll make her shop with me all the time (I don't think she'll mind)...thanks for the laugh  
Date: 2/12/2002 6:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 46659    LMAO THATS Very funny LOL  
Date: 2/12/2002 7:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 10534    LoL that's pretty funny! And at that late at nite! Geez hehe  
Date: 2/13/2002 12:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 48989    ahhuh  
Date: 2/13/2002 8:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    LMAO.  
Date: 2/13/2002 2:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 37482    yea really funny  
Date: 2/13/2002 6:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 37843    lmao I woulda probably done the same thing... well did u end up with the can? hope so cause it seems like you deserved it jumping like that ~=~ WhytePenguin  
Date: 2/13/2002 8:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 49172    OMG, i love mountian dew, it tastes like the best!!! and it gets me soooooooooooooooo hyper!! i would have done that 2, _-_UnKNown Destiny_-_  
Date: 2/14/2002 4:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 49546    LMAO  
Date: 2/16/2002 5:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 12453    LOL!!! Sounds like something I would do because I'm so short...that's funny!  
Date: 2/18/2002 2:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 22721    LOL MD is worth it!  
Date: 8/19/2005 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    I would have done the same thing. I love that stuff.  

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