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Are you having a bad day?

  Author:  47896  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/2/2002 5:59:00 PM)
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Are You Having a Bad Day?

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax, leaving her with permanent severe brain damage.

3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a plank of wood that had been by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to the slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

AND THE WINNER IS.......

5. An Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was killed in the explosion.

See... You're not having such a bad day.

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Date: 2/2/2002 6:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 43274    thanks for posting. that was funny. -Bendark  
Date: 2/2/2002 6:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 49311    after all that you are right my bad days dont look to bad now something to think about great job..midnight daddy  
Date: 2/2/2002 6:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47896    thanks!  
Date: 2/2/2002 6:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 40816    ha ha, just makes you feel a little better  
Date: 2/2/2002 6:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 46530    ROFLMAO, Very funny
*Farleys*
  
Date: 2/2/2002 6:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Oh my! LOL! No, I guess I'm having an excellent day! LOL! Guess these people deserve the Darwin Award. An #5 gets the award for the whole year! These were fun reading.  
Date: 2/2/2002 6:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47896    hehehe! Thanks 4 replying!  
Date: 2/2/2002 6:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 3642    well I Guess You right hehehehe I think his post was for Me tonight I needed it  
Date: 2/2/2002 7:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 49269    lol! im bookmarking these! ill remember this when i think im having a bad day!
*SilverSparkles*
  
Date: 2/2/2002 7:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 37843    lol thanx, ~=~ WhytePenguin  
Date: 2/3/2002 12:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 48989    lol..... makes me feel a whole lot better.......  
Date: 2/3/2002 9:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    Had to come back as I forgot to bookmark these! I told my dad the last one and he laughed so hard! Thanks again. LOL!  
Date: 2/3/2002 9:45:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47896    lol no problem penny, thanks 4 replying!  
Date: 2/3/2002 9:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 29534    LMAO!!!!!!! I guess the Iraqi one topped them all. I guess my bad days are nothing compared to these. Thanks for the pick-me-upper lol. *hugs*  

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