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The Duck - Stile-

  Author:  16061  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/27/2002 11:54:00 PM)
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A woman walks into a Chinese restaurant and orders her meal, the waiter leaves.

All of a sudden a duck walks out from the kitchen, with a rose in its hand and looks at the women and says your hair flows like honey, your eyes are like diamonds, your voice is like an angels song.

The woman calls over the waiter and says I wanted aROMATIC duck.

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Date: 1/27/2002 11:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 4887    LMAO... did he think she said romantic??? LOL, cute joke... Luv,  
Date: 1/27/2002 11:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 46530    LOL Bro
*Farleys*
  
Date: 1/28/2002  From Authorid: 46527    Oh My Goodness bro, it's too early in the morning for this...LOL  
Date: 1/28/2002 1:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    I had to read it twice but then I got the joke! Very cute! LOL!  
Date: 1/28/2002 1:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 49269    lol cute
*SilverSparkles*
  
Date: 1/28/2002 2:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    good one Stile enjoyed it...cheers  
Date: 1/28/2002 2:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 30747    OMG that's too cute Stile. LOL *hugs*  
Date: 1/28/2002 3:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 15228    Thats funny and cute at the same time!! *Mystic Unicorn*  
Date: 1/28/2002 4:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 44960    LOL, so cute!!...gotta love them ducks!   
Date: 1/28/2002 4:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 33925    LOLOL...Oh this one is cute! heehee..xoxo  
Date: 1/28/2002 4:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 44321    LOL you know it's too early for me when I have to reread the joke 3 times till I finally get the joke LOL I like dit after i got the joke :P  
Date: 1/28/2002 6:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 42259    Lol cute!  
Date: 1/28/2002 10:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 40530    lol, very funny  
Date: 1/28/2002 1:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 27121    lol, that's cute. Hehe, it took me a while to get it, lol!  
Date: 1/28/2002 2:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 12862    LMBO!!! Funny Unicorn Friend! Love,  
Date: 2/5/2002 6:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 46725    He he he! I'll have to tell Naddy (My sister) that! She'll love is! He he he! Love and BIG hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Yin Yang  

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