Little Joan grew up as a blonde, and married me, so you know what I have to put up with.
The other day, She came running up, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down with her. She said, " Honey, I have some really great news for you!", so I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
Joan stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
She said "Oh, honey. There's more", so I asked, "What do you mean more?" She said, "We are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive."
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*hehe* Good one, thanks for the laugh daddy!! *big hugglies* Love ya! 
