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You Know You're A Horse Person When.....

  Author:  15997  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/27/2002 7:39:00 PM)
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You pull a $12,000 horse trailer witha $500 truck! ( I aint made of money you know! )

Your horses shoes cost more than your whole families shoes! ( Well, he's got four feet dont forget! )

Your kids are running around the house and you yell Whoa, there! ( What can I say, sometimes you get conf u s e d! )

A date with your significant other means - "Meet me at the barn!" ( You were thinking maybe the opera! )

Paying your board bill is more important than paying your house payment! ( What? The house never won a blue ribbon! )

You never forget your horses wormer but you cant remember your kids vitamins! ( Ok, now this I'm ashamed of! )

You spent more on your saddle than you did on your car! ( Hey, who needs a car when you've got a horse! )

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Date: 1/28/2002 12:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    lol  
Date: 1/29/2002 5:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 15823    Ha!Ha! Very funny. XXX  

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