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Household Jobs According to Men from Galaxy Dragon

  Author:  12216  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/27/2002 6:59:00 PM)
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1. Making the beds-what a waste of effort, we're only going to sleep in them again tonight. Forget that.

2. Pick up dog poop in the yard-it snowed last night. I don't see any dog poop.Kids? do you see any dog poop?

3. Drop your shirts off at the cleaners-Duh, I'm on vacation. I don't need them. What's the fuss.

4. Clean out Tupperware cabinet-velcro on the door will keep them closed

5. Mop kitchen floor-The dog licked up that sugar spill from breakfast, floor looks clean to me. Good doggie, go play in the yard.

6. Find something fun for the kids to do-That tinfoil in the microwave thing was kinda fun.

7. Vacuum the carpets-Hey kids, wanna have some more FUN?

8. Feed kids lunch ..... Hey kids, don't you have a friend's house to go to?

9. Clean out hallway closet-take enough out of the closet to close the door. Outta sight, outta mind, hmm. the other stuff can go under the bed.

10.Do laundry-no problem. I can do that while I'm on the computer

11. Put the laundry away-Baskets in bedrooms work for me

12. Grocery shopping. Buy toilet paper ....... These old newspapers will do, besides, that's recycling & that's good for the earth

13. Pick up the kids ...... Yeah, right; we're talking about my kids here Parents will normally pay to drop them back off. They'll be back

14. Make dinner-Easy. "Hello, do you deliver"

15. Clean out the dog house- Like that needs to be done. The dog sleeps in our bed.

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