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HOW DO YOU KNOW THE CAR YOU JUST BOUGHT IS A LEMON

  Author:  23075  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/27/2002 6:34:00 PM)
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1. As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and high-five the salesman.

2. You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a direct linet o Joe's Towing.

3. You get a free set of booster cables with every car purchase.

4. The hood has a special push-button device for quick and easy opening.

5. The "Purchased From" sticker at the bottom of the rear license plate has been removed.

6. As you drive up to a service station for gase, the mechanic opens the big door to the service bay and waves you in.

7. A tow truck follows you everywhere you go.

8. The little "Service Engine" warning signal in the dashboard comes on and reads.."It's Me Again!"

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Date: 1/27/2002 7:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 26227    ohh now you tell me this. how can i get rid of it now ? LOL  
Date: 1/27/2002 7:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    oh Phew! I don't think I bought a lemon last weekend! LOL!   
Date: 1/28/2002 12:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    lol  

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