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OH, I DO, I DO, I DO WANNA BE A BEAR!!!!..........................DessieDew

  Author:  15362  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/27/2002 5:34:00 PM)
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OH, I DO, I DO, I DO WANNA BE A BEAR!!!!

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

I wanna be a bear!

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Date: 1/27/2002 5:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 22413    lmao..hehe i wanna be a bear too..hehehe
i could deal with that..lol
  
Date: 1/27/2002 5:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 22413    ps. this was great,im book marking it...  
Date: 1/27/2002 6:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 15362    Hey Rainebow, I think I am kin to the bear...the body fat....thats me....the hairy legs part.....that is me too. OMG, I am a member of the Bear Clan.  
Date: 1/28/2002 11:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 22413    right now,im a member too..lol  
Date: 1/29/2002 3:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 32763    LOL mom! funny post! you are silly! um love ya--------MOMMA BEAR!!!  

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