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Stay here and be very QUIET , wooden nickel

  Author:  27583  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/25/2002 9:25:00 PM)
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. A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, Stay here and be very QUIET. Ill be across the field. A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.

What's wrong? the father asked. I told you to be quiet. The son answered, Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, "Should we eat them here or take them with us? I guess I just panicked..."

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Date: 1/25/2002 9:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 47297    LMAO!!!! this was great. hahaha. thanks for posting it.  
Date: 1/25/2002 9:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 38474    ROTFLMBO, I have to show this to my Elmer Fudd hubby, lol. He will love it, cute joke, thanks for posting it, hugs.........  
Date: 1/25/2002 9:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    lol thats real great, good one  
Date: 1/27/2002 11:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 48989    lmao......funny!  
Date: 4/28/2007 2:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 63449    Hahahaha!   

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