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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead , wooden nickel

  Author:  27583  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/25/2002 7:56:00 PM)
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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes the car door.

They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead and ask her why she brought the food. She replies, "Well, in case I get hungry

I'll have something to eat."

They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink." They all decide that's a good idea, too.

Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and ask her why on earth she would take the car door. She replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."

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Date: 1/25/2002 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 47297    LMAO, loved it!! i just love your posts. thanks for sharing.  
Date: 1/25/2002 8:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 23101    LOL thanks wooden Nickle for sharing  
Date: 1/25/2002 8:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 37843    lol ive heard a variation of this joke before, but its still funny ~=~ WhytePenguin  
Date: 1/25/2002 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 48830    gosh who comes up with theses things
Date: 1/25/2002 9:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 45800    I think the brunette was the smartest! but great post.  

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