Hooked On Wrestling@@@@@@Soft Kisses

My man's got me hooked on wrestling,
And now I'm a wrestling fan,
So if "You know what The Rock is cookin'",
You'll know "The Brahma Bull's" the man.


When Scotty Too Hottie enters the ring,
And does his move "The Worm",
He'll always land with a hard slam,
But sometimes his pin is not too firm.


When Booker T. does his Spinarooney,
He figures the match is won,
Bur when he hears Stone Cold Austin Say "What!!!!!!",
He'll break out scared and run.



When The Undertaker comes rollin' rollin' in on his cycle,
You better respect "The Amrican Bad*ss,
Cause when he takes you for "The Last Ride",
It will surely be your last.



Now when Rikishi enters the ring,
You better give him space,
Cause if he gets to back that big *ss up,
He'll give you "The Stinkface".



When the undisputed champion,
Chris Jericho enters the ring,
He'll definitely bore you with his loud mouth,
Cause Y2J thinks he's everything.



It's time to play the game,
When Triple H enters the ring,
And when he hits you with "The Pedigree",
You'll know "The Game" is done.



Now Kane is known as "The Big Red Machine",
And he's one big son of a gun,
So when he does his move "The Choke Slam",
You'll know his job is done.



Trish Stratus is holding the women's title,
Her looks and physique the men fully approve,
And when she does "The Stratusfaction",
You'll know she's made her move.


When trouble comes a callin',
For The Hardy Boyz Jeff and Matt,
Lita's lethal move "The Moonsault",
Will show you where it's at.


Kurt Angle "The American Hero",
"The American Crybaby "is known for his whine,
But when he puts"The Olympic Slam"on you,
You'll keep his name in mind.


Now Bubba Ray And Devon,
Are known as "The Dudley Boyz",
Their fatal move is "The 3D",
Their goal is to totally destroy.



And you'll not want to tangle with The Big Show,
Or you'll have to pay the price,
You'll have to deal with 500 pounds of pain,
Trust me,that won't be too nice.


The co-owners Vince McMahon and Ric Flair,
Will sometimes do their thing,
"In order to be the man,you'll have to be the man",
"WOOOOOO!!!!!!" Inside the wrestling ring.



Yes,watching the wrestlers do their thing,
Gets the old adrenaline pumpin' for me,
Watching the WWF and laying in my baby's arms,
Is where I want to be.

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