Well, I am a young male who works at a preschool as a substitute/teacher's assistant, and if there's one thing I know, it is that kids can say the craziest things. Take today for example...
To get the humor of the first story, you must know a little about the way we run things at work. Whenever a child is hurt, we fill out an accident report so as to keep a record of every injury. (Thus, "accident" = boo boo.) Well, earlier today, a young boy was pushed by another young boy. The first boy began to cry. When I approached to find out what happened, another young boy maturely stated, "Mr. Michael, you should fill out an accident report..." He was immediately interrupted by another child who stated, "No, he doesn't have to fill one out! It wasn't an accident. I saw! He did it on purpose!"
As for another story, one of the young boys involved in the earlier incident later asked me to play with him. Having just spent an hour and a half pretending to be a "spy kid" with a group of boys, I quickly replied that I was "too tired to play..." Who would have known that my reply would have been met with a mischievous little smile and the words..."well you can atleast PRETEND not to be tired." You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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