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Why is the government taking our Preztel rights away....TORO

  Author:  27360  Category:(Discussion) Created:(1/13/2002 8:35:00 PM)
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As you may have heard by now President Bush fainted for a brief time after choking on a preztel. Is there something more sinister to this story? Is this something planned to deny Americans their right to eat pretzels? Now he fainted at 5:35 EST., the President then contacted a nurse five minutes later, and then it took them eight minutes to page his doctor. Does this make sense, How did he know what time he fainted. are we to believe that he has a majic watch. No I tell you. President Bush in cahots with the Tri-Preztel Commission and the Counsil of Preztel Relations who all together conspired this little plot.

Soon the Congress will pass a law that regulates the use of Preztels. Doesnt our constitution give us the freedom to eat Preztels. Dont believe me yet. Well read on at this fictitious story out of West Texas.

Mr Snackalotas was minding his own business and buying a bag of preztels when suddently a black SUV came screeshing into the parking lot. He says that four heavily armed sun-glass armani-suited men went into the store and started confiscating all the Preztels.

Are you going to stand up America, Its time for all preztel lovers to unite.

TORO

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Date: 1/13/2002 8:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 17014    *muffled laugh* Are you serious?  
Date: 1/13/2002 8:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 47588    I refuse to let them take away my pretzal rights! I will take a stand. LOL....Brenae  
Date: 1/13/2002 9:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 27360    If you dont stand up for my right to eat Preztels what will happen when they come after the Cheetos...  
Date: 1/13/2002 9:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 36352    Lol! Have you had your muffler checked lately? I think the carbon monoxide is really starting to take affect.  
Date: 1/13/2002 9:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 27360    Oh I see Angelbelle, make fun of the guy that only wants to enlighten the world, are you one of them. Are you an anti-snacker....  
Date: 1/13/2002 9:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    OMG!!!!!! *shields her bag in her arms* I WON'T LET THEM GET MY PRECIOUS PRETZELS!!!!!! This is an OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!  
Date: 1/13/2002 10:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 25046    LOL... HeHe... LOL... HeHe... That's good... LOL  
Date: 1/13/2002 10:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    NOOOO!! Not the preztels!!!! Take me instead!!! But dont hurt the snaks!!!  
Date: 1/13/2002 10:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 36352    Lol! NO i'm an over snacker! You really crack me up! Please share whatever your on ;o)  
Date: 1/13/2002 11:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    *snickers* you arn't serious are you? *takes bite of preztel*  
Date: 1/13/2002 11:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    Ya'll can have my pretzels...I don't like them.LOL~Golden Taxi.  
Date: 1/14/2002 4:07:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 27360    pssst. I am typing real quite so please get close to the screen so you can hear me. last night I went to the window because i could hear noises out side. When I looked outside there were two fellas straight out of an MIB movie. Apperently they were bored because they were purposely breathing on my window, fogging it up and using it as a tic-tac-toe game board.  

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