Depends by Blink-182 posted by ~MJD~

This is just a song that I find hilarious. LOL! Please, no one should take offense to this. If ya do, I'm sorry.

I don't want to urinate on myself. I don't want to urinate on anyone else. But I gues it really doesn't matter anymore. Cause I can't control my bladder anymore. Well I guess it all depends undergarments. Well I guess it all depends UNDERGARMENTS. Step back into life, no more soiled nights alone. But I guess that I don't have a care, because there's not a load in my underwear.

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet. I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets. I had an accident today!! I left a soil on a bus seat. I didn't know what to say. Well I guess it all depends undergarments. Well I guess it all depends UNDERGARMENTS. Step back into life, no more soiled nights alone. But I guess that I don't have a care, because there's not a load in my underwear.

LMAO LMAO lol Thank you! Thank you! *Takes a bow*

~MJD~

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