The Many Quote's of Peter Griffin! -gyork99

Many (or few) may know (or may not know) Peter Griffin (cheese) from "Family Guy" on Fox. Well, I happen to have a wealth of quotes from him with more on the way! Enjoy! (or do not enjoy you boney old scrooge you! :D)

"I say we fight the British and drive them back to whatever country they came from!"

"Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, he always puts skippy in my lunch"

"That's why I married you Lois, it's not the rack or caboose, it's that big sexy brain of yours!"

"As we all know, Christmas is that time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living, so we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep!"

"That plane crash I told you about? It turned out to be gas."

"Chris: Dad, what the blow-hole for?

Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."

"First one to the marker where that Pakistani girl fell through the ice after coming to the States to get treatment for her severely burned face which she got when the man she refused to marry dumped sulphuric acid on her wins! I win!"

"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."

"She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee!"

"Here it is boys! The S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together!"

"Chris: "Hey, dad, look! I covered my back with honey and now the ants are taking me home."

Peter: "He does the same thing at home with Velveeta and cockroaches. If you turn the light on really fast they slam him right into the fridge."

LOL! Best show ever! Hope it's not "crossing the line," well, if someone manages to like (or dislike) this I'll try to make another set. LMAO! -gyork99

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