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Learn Morse Code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Sniffle incessantly.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Answer everything by saying it was a real hoot
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
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Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Tie bells to all your clothes.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Write "X - MARKS THE SPOT" in random spots on all of someones roadmaps.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Pretend your computer mouse is a CB radio and talk to it.
Ask people what gender they are.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Hum songs that will remain lodged in Peoples brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar, Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Lie about obviously trivial things such as the time of day.
Change your name to "John Aaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book, claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Sing along at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact.
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Make appointments for the 31st of September 2008.
Invite lots of people to other peoples parties.
Stare at people you don't know and when they look at you look away. But when the go back to whatever they're doin start staring at them. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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