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Bigfoot is a news reporter! ~Nidhoggr

  Author:  47044  Category:(Conspiracy) Created:(12/21/2001 9:35:00 PM)
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OK, before the time I was sucked completely out of my bloooooodd by el chupacabraaaaa, I was watching the news, and Gary Lezak is bigfoot! I realize taht some of you don't know Mr. Lezak, or should I say, SASQUATCH! but I saw threw the yetiiiii's costume and into his brain! And after the show, I saw flying bermuda triangles take him away over arizona! wellllll, i gotta go now, my lovin chocolate binnues are calling me for my daily bath in pain killer...it makes me hypervenalte. Then the maonkbey man dress me in frilly pink stryofoam. ~Nidhoggrrrrrr.....

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ahh.....tasty mustard......do you want a giraffe?

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Date: 12/21/2001 10:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 44960    Hmm, I'm too blonde to understand this!  
Date: 12/21/2001 10:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 1631    Hallucinaginic drugs and typing don't mix...  
Date: 12/21/2001 10:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    Go home.....oh, you are. hehehehe!!!!  
Date: 12/22/2001 11:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 16538    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ON USM IN SOME TIME. AND YAH ILL TAKE A GIRAFFE VERYYY RARE.  
Date: 12/22/2001 11:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47044    well, You cannot ave a giraffe for they are my cup of coffee in the evening. ~Nidhoggr  
Date: 12/22/2001 9:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 47983    ug~wha??????????...............~*Jeset*~  
Date: 3/20/2002 10:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 51253    yeah i want some cheesy poofs, i mean a giraffe

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