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~*A Child's View of Retirement*~

  Author:  42619  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/21/2001 4:16:00 PM)
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After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following... "We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people. They all live in little tin boxes. They ride on big three-wheeled tricycles and they all wear nametags because they don't know who they are. They go to a big building called a wrecking hall; but if it was wrecked, they got it fixed because it's all right now. They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very good."

"There is a swimming pool there. They go into it and just stand there with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim."

As you go into their park, there is a dollhouse with a little man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't get out without him seeing them. When they can sneak out they go to the beach and pick up shells that they think are dollars."

"My Grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody cooks, they just eat out. They eat the same thing every night, Early Birds. Some of the people are so retarded that they don't know how to cook at all, so my Grandma and Grandpa bring food into the wrecked hall and they call it 'pot luck'."

"My Grandma says Grandpa worked hard all his life and earned his retardment. I wish they would move back up here, but I guess the little man in the dollhouse won't let them out.

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Date: 12/21/2001 4:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 23101    Lol. Thanks for sharing!  
Date: 12/21/2001 5:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    lol! kids are cute!  
Date: 12/21/2001 5:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 45332    hehe that's cute  
Date: 12/21/2001 5:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 11091    lol  
Date: 12/21/2001 6:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 33978    That was a very cute story! And I agree with that kid, I wish family didn't move away. ***SeaPrincess  
Date: 12/27/2001 10:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 14677    HEHE lol i read this in a chicken soup book b 4 and it CRacked me uyp the first time and this time!!  
Date: 5/1/2002 5:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 52360    LOL! It's probably the kinda thing my bro would've said! -Minimus x  

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