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What's The Difference...? - SassyGirl

  Author:  12862  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/20/2001 7:50:00 PM)
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Ok, this is my last post for awhile and I had to share this joke one of my lawyers told me the other day. It's funny in it's own way but it's so VERY TRUE that it's not funny at all.

What's the difference between a PITBULL dog and the DHS (department of human services)?











It's alot easier to get your children away from a PITBULL dog then it is the DHS (Department of Human Services)!

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Date: 12/20/2001 7:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 47324    I have a very playful Pit Bull.
Date: 12/20/2001 7:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 46417    LMAO OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS I GOT IT TOOOOO! YOur son ButterHead
Date: 12/20/2001 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 39779    AWWW! Sad humor. Atleast you still have one. That is the good thing. Loves and hugs  
Date: 12/20/2001 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 30996    LOL Sass. I hope things are going for the better with you.  
Date: 12/20/2001 8:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    Aww Sassy..I know...I know. That sucks what there doing to you Loveya  
Date: 12/20/2001 9:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 28848    Awww...Sassy. Hang it there hon. We're all here for you!  
Date: 12/20/2001 9:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 22868    It may be funny but sad at the same time because it is so true. The system as I call it lives this unperfect live but wants others to be perfect in the greater sense of the word. Needless to say the game they play only bring about destruction and who is to blame, the family!  
Date: 12/21/2001 4:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 16061    Sassy I am sure it will all turn out ok.  

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