Practical Joke: "What Do You Mean You Didn't Know I was a Porno Star?!!"

At our video store we had an adult room before we decided to become more family oriented. One of my partners in the business was the manager of the local natural gas company and he was a member of the Chamber of Commerce. His wife worked there and I managed the place. I was in my twenties and she was around fifty. As you can imagine, these people were pretty straight-laced while I was always having fun with everyone. A time came when this lady started to notice people looking in her direction and laughing. Others would just give her strange looks. This went on for a while and she had no idea what was going on until a customer finally told her that they were surprised to learn that she was a porno star. When she went and looked, she found that on the backs of several of the boxes, I had neatly pasted pictures of her head over the heads of some of the girls who were in very hardcore and graphic photos. Did I mention that she was a grandmother and looked every bit the part? Nobody and I mean nobody would have ever wanted to see her in any movie that didn't have a "G" rating. As you can imagine, it took her a while to look at the backs of each of about five hundred boxes and remove all of my craft work. Another time, I was at the mall in an expensive department store when I saw her standing in one of the aisles looking at something. I walked quietly up from behind and put a reverse bear-hug on her. You should have seen her wiggling. Imagine my surprise when I finally let her go and she turned around. I had never seen that lady before in my life! I still don't know who she was. It had looked just like the one I knew from behind. I told the stranger that I had mistaken her for someone else but it was hard to get the words out since I was laughing so hard.

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