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Government consider Usmers unhealthy.......TORO

  Author:  27360  Category:(Interesting) Created:(12/13/2001 9:15:00 PM)
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Surgeon General David Satcher called for major steps to fight obesity. His Reason? supposedly 300,000 Americans a year die from illnesses caused by obesity and it soon might overtake tobacco as the chief cause of preventable deaths.

I wonder if we are now going to see warnings on snacks. Can you just see it. You put two quarters in the snack machine at work and on the twinkies you havea warning label "eating this product is unhealthy".

Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson chimed in "Its time to get children, ladies and gentleman off the couch and onto the playground.....". Did you hear that USMers, stop reading this post now and take a walk. Ok. you get down and give me ten push ups. Y'all are soft.* hold on while I finish my bag of cheetos* ok. where was I. oh yeah. common you maggots run run run *puff* Ok thats enuf *puff* runn...*whiz,cough*...,ing.

Among Satchers recommendations...

1. More Phys Ed for school children....and no, TALKING to your friends is not excercise

2. Schools must provide more healthful food options.....Hey how about provided EDIBLE food...thats right we are going to yank that soda machine out of school, of course there will still be one in the teachers lounge.

3.Employers should provide time for workers to get physical activity on the job.....Hey genius my job is physical,,,,,just what I need, an excuse for my boss to take out the whip....

Oh yes get this, he noted that the poor have a tendency to be fattest because they tend to eat fast food instead of healthy...I wonder what his benchmark to be considered poor is. The last time I ate at Long John Silvers I had to put the food on Lay-Away, you figure that the poor couldnt afford fast food all that much.

What your still reading this post....I said go get some excercise...but if you insist on staying let me just say, I wonder now if they are going to take all the fast-food, potato chip, candy and any other fattening food commercial off the air. out of magazines...ect..

Thanks for reading and please at least walk really fast to the kitchen when you get your snack...

TORO

How it changed my life:

Just bought a case of Diet Water from the internet....

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Date: 12/13/2001 9:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 45684    LMBO!! Everyones going to die someday....regardless of weight. And take someone like my mom for example, she weighs like 90 lbs, but she eats worse than I do! My dad is overweight but I worry way more about my mom than I do him. Besides, I'd rather sit here on my butt! And drink my soda and eat my cupcake :P ~technicolor  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    ha ha ha ha ha, lmao, diet water, there is no way in heck im leaving this puter, at least till im ready that is, lmfao  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 27845    I've always been really active. I find physical activity to be quite enjoyable and good for relieving stress. But I know of some people who don't feel the same way and if schools or work places introduced forced physical activity it will blow up in their faces and most probably have a very negative effect on the working environment. But yes, I think people do need to learn how to take better care of themselves because obesity is not a subject to be taken lightly *excuse the pun* Good post Toro.   
Date: 12/13/2001 9:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    LOL.i JUST got done eating a hershy bar & drinking soda & then i come back here & read this?? lol,just a few seconds too late but i try to eat healthy,but junk food tasts sooo much better.but i get an OK amount of exersice,is that good enough  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 19685    lol oh goodess.... im sooo unhealthy its too late for me.. but come on! people can make their own decisions and parents can decide for the children what they can and cant do/eat. this is soooo silly.  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 27360    Oh no its worse than I thought...Ill be back I am off to go get Richard Simmons.....  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    lol.im with Technicolor *shoves more chips in mouth* mmm.were all eventually gonna die.why not make the best of it i could get into talking about "eating healthy food leads to a much better life" but i wont  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 35629    hehehehe I hear ya lol I need to run over to the fridge when i get my tes i guess.Good post i love the humorous way you informed us all of our unhealthy ways.hehehe  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 27360    here people have some of my four-dollar-a-bottle diet water..  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    hey,richard simmons cant break my stubborn,lazy un-healthy habbits & its not like im overwight or anything...  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 1631    That's what New Year's resolutions are for! Until then, I'm gonna veg and eat junk ...  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...ssssave yoursssssselvesss!!!!! I'tssss toooo late for meeeeeeee!  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 27360    Hey did you Know if Brad Pitt looked like Danny Devitto I would look like Brad Pitt.  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 1631    LMAO @ "Diet Water"...  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    You say: "I wonder now if they are going to take all the fast-food, potato chip, candy and any other fattening food commercial off the air. out of magazines...ect.." Not as long as there are people out there willing to make big money at the expense of other's health and well being. Love,
  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    LOL at Heckler and Toro! & if you wanna be all healthy (yuck ..) then ice water is much better  
Date: 12/13/2001 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 21499    *looks at teh candy wrappers around her desk* Hey i eat healthy! An apple every day at lunch! AND of course a bag of chips and chicken nuggets! LMAO! EVERY DAY! :P Well you know what when i die b/c i don't get out enough and exercise and i have a heart attack b/c my choclestoral is too high! Well I can die happy b/c I'm an Unhealthy USMer and as long as i'm a USMer I DON'T CARE! ROTFLMAO! I get out! In fact I've been training for b-ball season! UUGGG! Running a lot more than should be legal! LoL! PEACE  
Date: 12/13/2001 10:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 43498    hell i'm gettin excercise by playin the heck outta Dance Dance Revolution  
Date: 12/13/2001 10:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 46682    Who cares what the "government" says anyway??? They would have to make snack foods illegal and then of course we would just make junk food at home. What's next...are they going to outlaw sugar? lol..that was very funny to read! Greywolf  
Date: 12/13/2001 10:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 16865    HEY! *clears throat!* Chocolate is TOO a vegetable! Cocoa comes from a bean... BEAN! Veggie! Duh! LMAO  
Date: 12/13/2001 11:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    LOL.....yep..I'm a net maggot allright!!!! I try real hard not to drop or spill my snacks, headin' back to the 'puter. Somebody needs to invent a nice little cover for the keyboard,it can get kinda crusty, if ya don't be careful.Thanks for reminding me that I should be out walking instead of glued to this chair!!!~Golden Taxi.  
Date: 12/14/2001 8:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 42940    That was interesting and funny. I laughed really hard and my belly jiggled up and down. Does that count as exercise? How many calories do you think it burned? LOL. *** bad kitty ***
Date: 12/20/2001 7:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 46515    Oh, that was so funny. Thanks for a good laugh.  
Date: 1/12/2002 7:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 46266    Can't remember the last time I had a soda or chocolate... LOL@MoonAngel, well yes eating healthy DOES improve your quality of life sooo much. And not just for an active person, either. I started eating healthy cause I race motocross, but I've been out for 9 months with a back injury (rode the other day and broke ribs, out again lol) and know what I found? It's just a better way to eat for anyone! I'm full of energy, get by on 4 hours sleep a day (and rememeber the less you sleep the longer your life seems), and fully comprehend that spending hours per day on USM is a pitfall to my physical excercise. Tough, USM is more fun =] Just eat right and you can stay, ok? Vert.  

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