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Coffee Troubles.................TORO

  Author:  27360  Category:(Discussion) Created:(12/10/2001 4:40:00 AM)
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My old coffee maker(Mr. Coffee) is on its last legs and is going to have to retire soon. So my lovely wife was at the huge-wants-to-dominate-the-world Wallmart and she spotted a coffee maker on sale. She brings the Black&Decker brand coffee maker home with her. So I says to her, "honey, let me try her out".

Get this folks, It took 40 minutes to finish brewing the coffee. 40 MINUTES, So I start screaming at this thing. Hey Slowpoke your an AUTODRIP, your supposed to do it fast, look behind you a mr. coffee, he is old yet can still brew twice as much as you in half the time. I stopped screaming when I realized that it was an inanimate object and like my children did not understand a word I was saying.

So my question to you my dear fellow coffee drinkers. Are Black and Decker coffee makers any good. Are they supposed to take that long. Or does it have a virus. Maybe It has Windows 98 as its OS and is supposed to crash. Maybe a Illegal Operation window will pop up the next time I use it......

I thank you in advance for any replies.

TORO

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Date: 12/10/2001 4:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 33925    LMAO!! I saw coffee and just HAD to come in here!! Well that sure seems like an awful long time for coffee to perk...what was it doing..adding secret ingredients while you werent looking?? Im thinking that a worm may have infested your coffee makers C drive...Im not sure though..any way of running a virus scan on that thing..or will that just slow it down anymore! Just goes to prove that old and trusty is usually always better! xoxo  
Date: 12/10/2001 5:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 18527    Get a Bunn Autodrip... takes 3 minutes!   
Date: 12/10/2001 5:16:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 27360    Hey ladyluck I knew I was in trouble when it came with a 102 page owners manual....a Bunn autodrip I will look into it.....TORO  
Date: 12/10/2001 5:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 31531    I use the ground and perk on the stove myself,or the expresso baby!!! LOL!!!,sorry you much of got a bad one,I like Mr. Coffee if I was to buy any coffee makers.Look When I first read your post I though there was going to be trouble with our coffee this morning,was about to call the buzz line.LOL!!!! Hope you desolve your error in buying your maker!!!!LOL!!!! Have a good day>>>LOTS of HUGS and LOVE.  
Date: 12/10/2001 5:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 32763    LMAO! i enjoy your sence of humor! I like LL saw coffee and i just had to come in-oh the good ol days-gone forever? sorry but i don't drink coffee-coke for me. but yeah that thing needs a new harddrive or something!   
Date: 12/10/2001 5:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 19435    lmao!! Thank you so much for this post this morning!! I sure needed to start my day with a laugh, and you sure supplied that for me...hehe..oh ..and good luck with the B&D contraption sitting on your counter!!!  
Date: 12/10/2001 5:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 17417    No it most definately SHOULD NOT take 40 minutes, as I'm sure you know,it takes less time to make and brew a pot atop the stove LOL LOL LOL...My Hubby wants a "KRUPS" Coffe pot for Christams and with a Sarcastic Smile on my face I told him,"When the Krups Pot can purchase the coffe,fill itself,brew it,get the cups from the cabinet,get the cream from the fridge,pour and mix the coffee for both or us and serve it on a tray in the bedroom,I'll PAY $200.00 dollars for a Coffe Maker".LOL LOL LOL...He was not amused ...Cute post Thank You for a Smile first thing in the morning...Merry Christmas to You and Yours...I Remain In Spirit,  
Date: 12/10/2001 6:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 22852    ROFL.. Take the coffee maker back.. it is defective. I myself do not like Black and Decker products. Mr.Coffee is better. Walmart will take it back. just tell them it is broken.  
Date: 12/10/2001 7:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    I have a Mr. Coffee Autodrip... takes all of 2-3 minutes to brew a 12 cup pot!!! I love it and it is now 4 years old... just as good as it ever was... My Black n Decker got thrown away after just 6 months, lol... Good luck!!! hehe  
Date: 12/10/2001 8:07:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 27360    I called tech support and they told me I need to download the latest drivers. they said to also upgrade while I am at it....Thanks for the replies, yall made me laugh as well....TORO
  
Date: 12/10/2001 8:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 943    Bunn...I fill it up, go to the batroom, come back and the coffee is DONE.  
Date: 12/10/2001 9:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 30747    LMAO. I don't know nothing 'bout coffee makers but I like your style. *hugs*  
Date: 12/10/2001 11:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 34476    Never had a "black & decker" coffee-maker. I've always bought "Mr. Coffee" myself. Sorry, I can't help ya. Sounds interesting, tho. 40 minutes??? How much were you making, 40 cups? LOL  
Date: 12/10/2001 1:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 27414    B&D are the worst! I had an expensive under-cabinet model and it lasted about 6 months...jbdoe  

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