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Expresions to be said on high stress days (Really Funny!!)

  Author:  35054  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/20/2001 8:21:00 AM)
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I got this in an e-mail, I hope you enjoy!!

Expressions to be said on High Stress Days

1. You - Off my planet 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 5. And your crybaby opinion would be....? 6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 7. Allow me to introduce my selves. 8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up. 11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep. 13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. 14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? 16. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing. 17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? 18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 19. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done. 20. Earth is full. Go home. 21. Is it time for your medication or mine? 22. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

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Date: 11/20/2001 8:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 42731    LMAO! Okay, I'm printing this out! Thanks for posting!  
Date: 11/20/2001 8:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 7152    lmao love the make up one...will use!  
Date: 11/20/2001 8:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 26217    HAHA these are great...i like the perfume and marinating one and also the planet ones!! this was so funny.....  
Date: 11/20/2001 9:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 40881    lmao..I like #14..lmao  
Date: 11/20/2001 9:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 25650    I like #3. I've had lots of days like those!  
Date: 11/20/2001 9:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 20385    These are very good...mind if i borrow a couple?..hehe
-Gonzo_1
  
Date: 11/20/2001 10:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 45385    LOL loved this thanks for the post....hehehe.
Date: 11/20/2001 1:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 36850    lol oh #5 rocks. moonshine3  
Date: 11/21/2001 11:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 43760    LOL!!!! I love these!!!! I like #1,3, and 15! I'm gonna bookmark this!! *KittyQueen*

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