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The next "Survivor"

  Author:  25867  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/17/2001 10:28:00 PM)
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* 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. * Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

* There is no access to fast food.

* Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

* The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.

* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

* The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

* The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

* If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."

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Date: 11/17/2001 10:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 44158    LMFAO.....that would be hilarious...i would love to see that...you should suggest something similar to that..Love **SparklesMyst**  
Date: 11/17/2001 10:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 40081    That would be so funny and the best  
Date: 11/17/2001 10:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 14754    lol..wow this might be kinda fun to see..what channel is this on?..lol  
Date: 11/17/2001 11:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 43267    UUUHHHHMMM, thanks but I pass on that idea.--Monte  
Date: 11/18/2001 4:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 17014    This is hilarious!!! It would be interesting to see....  
Date: 11/18/2001 5:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 44960    Now thats a survival test,,,LOL,,,men would never be the same would they?,,LOL,,,Ms_Priss  
Date: 11/18/2001 7:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 41067    Well, speaking as a man, who already does many of these things for his younger brothers, I think I'd be able to cope. Apart from the shaving and the make-up thing, seeing as that would earn me the right to be called "Transvestite" ;-)  
Date: 11/18/2001 8:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 43760    LOL i'm gonna bookmark this! *KittyQueen*
Date: 11/18/2001 5:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 16061    Agrees with tandris.  

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