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Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

  Author:  39272  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/11/2001 11:28:00 AM)
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1. Dumber than a box of hair. 2. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. 3. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 4. All foam, no beer. 5. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. 6. If he/she had another brain, it would be lonely.

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Date: 11/11/2001 11:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 37938    lmao...those are cute...love,  
Date: 11/11/2001 11:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 16061    A sweet less than a quarter. LOL good ones.  
Date: 11/11/2001 11:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 42515    lol these are funny! ~Super Princess~  
Date: 11/11/2001 11:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 23393    lol   
Date: 11/11/2001 12:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 33256    ...Or a few feathers short of a parakeet. Very funny. Love the garden tools one! Take care. -+miss jeni+-  
Date: 11/11/2001 12:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 46502    A few feet short of an inch, sharp as a spoon, bright as a shadow
Date: 11/11/2001 12:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 41250    a few clowns short of a circus,a few fries short of a Happy Meal,a few gigabytes short of a Macintosh.  
Date: 11/11/2001 1:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 33955    2 brain cells 1's lost the other is out looking for it .. he/she has diareha of the mouth and constipation of the brain....a few fries short of a happymeal....ladi.T.  
Date: 11/11/2001 1:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 33955    2 brain cells 1's lost the other is out looking for it .. he/she has diareha of the mouth and constipation of the brain....a few fries short of a happymeal....ladi.T.  
Date: 11/11/2001 5:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 36424    the hampster fell off the wheel!
Date: 11/11/2001 6:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 39249    Your a funny box of hair  
Date: 11/12/2001 8:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 43900    DOesn't really make sense
Date: 11/15/2001 9:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 25650    I love # 3! I've never heard this one! Funny post,  
Date: 7/15/2002 3:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 47696    LOL this is cute.
Love StormDragon
  
Date: 5/9/2006 1:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    haha..interesting.. :P  

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