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Date: 5/31/2000 10:23:00 PM From Authorid: 5484 THE WORD MY GRANDPA AT EIGHTY SAID AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY I GAVE HIM,HE SAID THIS SHIRT IS RAD!!!!!!!80 and was so coooooool!!!!!!! |
Date: 5/31/2000 11:11:00 PM From Authorid: 1432 woohooo you go girl..good comeback!!! ... |
Date: 5/31/2000 11:18:00 PM From Authorid: 3263 LOL I've done that a few times, but of course can't recall any off the top of my head...give me a few days, I'll be back with another comment. lol |
Date: 6/1/2000 12:28:00 AM From Authorid: 8941 I can do it in the heat of the moment, and unfortunatly, because it is the heat of the moment, I can't remember them later! |
Date: 6/1/2000 4:08:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 Good one Red. I can recall a lesser experienced team leader who was on my case because people were taking off from the work area and couldnt be found. I asked him what he expected me to do, he said"I dont have time to babysit these people"> I replied, "My point exactly"! |
Date: 6/1/2000 6:42:00 AM From Authorid: 4144 i had an uncle (by marriage) that i could not stand to be around. he was a real pig. he was one of those 'gimme a hug' types. really gross. one day he said "come over here and give uncle pig a hug". i looked over at my dog and said i would rather life that dog's tail and plant a big smooch under there rateher than hug or kiss him. he looked at my dad and asked if he was going to let me talk to him like that (i was about 21 at the time) and daddy said he asked for it!! go pops! |
Date: 6/1/2000 1:24:00 PM From Authorid: 7341 Once in awhile I can make a good comeback, but I can't think of any right now. But you reminded me of something my brother said when we were young (we're talking 10 & 12 yrs. old): There was a neighborhood kid who was trying to pick a fight with my little brother and he kept calling him names. My brother was trying his best to ignore the kid, but the kid pushed him to the limit when he said, "If I was as big as a wussy (substitute the 'w' with a 'p') as you are, I'd grow my hair out 'cause your acting like a girl!" (stupid, huh?) I thought my brother was gonna hit him, but instead he started laughing and said, "That was so dumb. Where did you get that from - off the back of your mom's tampon box?" You guys are probably thinking 'that was so lame Corky, why are you wasting this space?' But I thought it was hillarious....I'm laughing right now.........Corky |
Date: 6/1/2000 7:53:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 6558 Corky---pretty gross but funny. |
Date: 6/1/2000 8:42:00 PM From Authorid: 8723 My aunty told me when she was in Jr.high she just met her sister for the first time(they both shared the same mother) and my aunt asks my mother ....so your my half sister???.My mom says "No-why do you see half of me????"my aunt likes to talk about that day they met,her and my mom have been close ever since!.....Clair |
Date: 6/1/2000 9:27:00 PM ( Admin-2 ) Redriot, that was a great comeback. I can think of one that I said. On a vacation to visit many relatives. I had been continually told that I had been very helpfull and considerate in alot of circumstances. I turned to one person and commented that I do not go out of my way to be that way......it IS my way. |
Date: 6/2/2000 11:09:00 PM From Authorid: 7584 Lol Corky...and A2, yes, it IS your way! ~dark crow @ work~ |
Date: 6/4/2000 4:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 6860
We were painting in class and expressing my creative side! (HeHe) Well, my ex-boyfriend said to his friend Marcus, "Is it just me or is she acting weird?" So I retorted, "No, I've always been like that, it's just when I was tied down with you, I couldn't express my real self!" And the best part of that was that he was speechless!! Running Wolf |
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