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faster women...By Stargazer.

  Author:  19342  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(10/29/2001 6:43:00 PM)
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Faster than a speeding bullet...The come backs are EPIC to say the least,a true adversary. My Posts would not be the same,without her lightning bolt fast responses... Yes you all know her as TELSHA! But to me,she is the other side of the coin. Ying and Yang , if i say night she will probably say day ,and thats the way i expect it! Night,would be meaningless without the day,out of the friction you get FIRE , and that you can count on , whenever she decides to show her Claws! TELSHA... Thank you,for making it so much more interesting to argue! Who cares , whos right or wrong,who cares who wins! ITS NOT THE DESTINATION THAT MATTERS,BUT THE JOURNEY! Until we meet again...

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Date: 10/29/2001 6:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    LMAO Star, this was good, Telsha will love it!  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 35853    I love you too Telsha! Have a nice day!  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    lmfao ... you are CRAZY!!! yet, others may consider you 'sane' heh! but yes, the journey.. wait, isnt that a band?? lmao KIDDING! but i totally agree with not caring about who is right or wrong.. there is no point in arguing because what we believe is what we feel is right.. and that wont change. ...stargazer stargazer stargazer, what AM i gunna do with you?? lmao well my friend, i look forward to more of your posts and i thank you for this one! rock on!  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LOL!! Yep Telsha is one of a kind and we love her ......  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    ps- startreck sucks  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 29216    yay Telsha! Beet those teeny weenie Zucchini's!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Yeah!
You are correct Journey is a band , and they suck too!
Lol.
Any time babe!
You are the best!
Love.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    ssshhhhhh Telsha, don't tell SG that Star Trek sucks, he LOVES that show LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Teeny weene?
NOT!
Im 6 feet tall and have VERY LARGE FEET!
LOL.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Graywolf!
If you are looking for trouble...You came to the right place!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    lmfao silver!!!! hmm...never tried the Z vegetable!!! graywolf, sun angel and dang.. thank you!! you all rock!  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    he does, graywolf?? :hudders:: that show should be canceled  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Me? What did I do? I was on YOUR side this time, read my reply again MR PIMA! LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    yea mr pima!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Whats the matter!
You got your brains fried up on the tranporter,when the F***** aliens kidnapped your buttay from your crib , chick?
  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    STARTREK RULES!!!!!!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    They should cancell your DEAD brain cells TELSHA!  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Which chick in here are you referring to Mr? LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 6:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Hey! Back off on dissing Star Trek Telsha...ya don't know what ya missing...STAR TREK ROCKS! Yeah...Seven of Nine...mmmmmmmmm...assimilate me, assimilate me! Resistance is futile? No resistance here Seven *arrrooooooooooooooh!* Peace,  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    oh what.. im sorry.. i stuck my head in the microwave..ahhh...gotta love THOSE rays  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    Yeah Telsha is "special". I think everyone has learned that but I love ya anyways . And star trek does suck! My boyfriend made me watch two hours of it a month ago. I thought I would die of boredom. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Agent Smith, I see you & Star agree on Seven of Nine. But how does my sis handle that? LMAO  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    ALLRIGHT!
SMITH!
You tell them!
I dream of seven every night!
Wet dreams , baby!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    EVERY FEMALE HERE WISHES THEY LOOKED LIKE SEVEN!
LOL.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    star treck is horrible... i have to admit, i tried watching it once.. i couldn't even make it to the first commercial, i wanted to puke because i was so disgusted with myself for watching it!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    look like 7 what??? a dress size 7?? what ARE you talking about?? you all are sick? lmfao and bethie.. you're the best!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:03:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    No TELSHA...that happened when you saw youself naked , remember?
You broke the mirror and all!
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Stargazer sure opened himself up for your abuse tonight Telsha. He will have to take it like a man though. :-) And, we wish we looked like 7 of 9? I think NOT! LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    You all need to go back to school and learn some Quantuum Physics,to understand STARTREK!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Envy does not suit you well,babe!
You know seven is a FOX!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    LOL.
You mess with the bull,you get the horn!
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    I have to admit, I didn't like StarTrek the first time it was pushed down my throat. But once I watched it on my own free will, I liked it.  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Pushed down your throat?
Mmmm....
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    graywolf.. im gunna hit the back button and pretend i did not just see you say that!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    i like the horn, though  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    What? Sure...I can admire a fine looking woman...but I tell ya...if my honey Thunderhead was in one of them outfits Seven of Nine wears...whoa...sorry peeps, G-Rated site and all so I can't tell ya. But lets just say we surely be going where no man has gone before! LMAO! Peace,  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    Who is seven? Is he one of those one eyed hairy aliens on the show? Do you get arroused my hairy creatures????????? lol BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    Oh oops a hairy female my bad. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    LOL.
TOO LATE!
LOL.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Yeah!
Hairy Creatures turn me on!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Whos got a razor blade?
LOL.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    LOL@Star. Sorry Telsha, I did like it, and actually watched Voyager more this last season than any of it.  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Okay okay...I'm gonna let you in on a little secret ladies. Ya see...we guys love to watch Star Trek for ONE major reason...because YOU hate it. And because YOU hate it, it means that YOU normally walk out of the room and leave us alone for the entirity of the Star Trek episode...thats a WHOLE HOUR of peace and quiet. Yes! Peace,  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    too late?? i bet graywolf hears THAT a lot   
Date: 10/29/2001 7:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    lmfao @ bethie!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    :overs ears:: la la la la!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Agent Smith, GO TO YOUR ROOM!! LOL I am NOT one of the women you speak of LOL I just got through saying I liked Star Trek, so Mr. PIMA, jr. pay attention LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Seven?
THE most gorgeous,sexy,beautiful woman in this universe.
Thats all!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    I dont know about graywolf...you have to ask her about her boyfriends...
Lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    sorry agent, my bf DOESN'T watch that crap.. lmao.. so its just another hour he has to put up with me!! haha!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    You watch it so we leave??? Then how come I was made to sit on my boyfriend's lap for two long non ending hours and watch the first episode of the new star trek!!! You answer me this. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Here in the east coast,we take our time!
Hey Smith!
Dont tell them about our motives man!
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Telsha, the men KNOW they can't make it an hour without us LOL We COOK, we CLEAN, we take SPOIL the ROTTEN LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Star you're in big trouble now LMAO You wait! You will face the wrath of me yet LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Yo BethieMoo,
Okay...so he made you sit on his lap...ummm...was 7 of 9 in this episode by any chance?
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 32070    LMAO! This is great SG. I see Trouble just manages to find Telsha!!!LOL..*HUGS*  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    yea, like i said in stargazers OTHER post.. WE are the one who decides what goes on at night.. haha.. oh oh oh.. i have a headache!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    mom, my middle name IS trouble lmao  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Hey bethie...Thats the whole point...From that point on he knows you will leave him the heck alone for at least one hour!
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    *singing*
Theres no way to argue chicks just dont understand!
Lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    I dont know who or what seven of nine or ten or eleven is lol. I was sitting on his lap with my head on flopping on the side of the chair cause it was sooooo boring. Star trek bluh! They should rename it Boreathon, the longest ever running show that will bore you to death if you watch 5 seconds of it. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    I dont know who or what seven of nine or ten or eleven is lol. I was sitting on his lap with my head on flopping on the side of the chair cause it was sooooo boring. Star trek bluh! They should rename it Boreathon, the longest ever running show that will bore you to death if you watch 5 seconds of it. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    lmfao bethie... dude, id rather lick hecklers pimply butt than to watch that show  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Headache?
Heres a tylenol..now relax and let me do the work!
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    LMAO@ Telsha!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    :rosses legs for stargazer:: lmao  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    I dont know whats going on but i see that there is alot of Star Trek bashing going on in here and i just HAD to get in on the act. That show sux big time .... give me Star Wars any day!!   
Date: 10/29/2001 7:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    HUMAN>>>The female of this species are deficient in the vital chromosome that allows one , to enjoy STARTREK,thus one can conclude that aside for the males of the species ,THERE IS NO INTELLIGENT LIFE on earth!
Mr.Spock.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    ewww...pimply butt!!! BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    star wars? that show sucks too lmfao!!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    STARWARS?
With a guy whos got a helmut in the shape of a...Well you know...What are you kidding me?!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    OK Stargazer, looks like I need to send you to your room like Agent Smith! LOL Not ALL women are how you describe Mr PIMA! LMAO  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    LMAO @ Star  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Now you made me agree with TELSHA!
ARGHHHH!
WOMAN!
Star wars suck!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    If the male is the ONLY intelligent species how come they always ask us females to decide everything for them? I have NEVER met a male that doesnt know what to do and always asks what to do. Men the incompentent speicies. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    men.. the way they do the dumbest stuff just to make you laugh.. or the way they throw their head back when they laugh.. ahh.. the hot species lol!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    stargazer- do you like my side of the coin now?? wanna touch it? lmfao j/k  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Dear bethie...Again , you are missing the point...Why bother to fuss over trivial things , if we can have you do it?
See..WE are the dominant species...
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    I will be nice to Stargazer this one time LOL He is very intellegent Bethie Moo. Sometimes too much for his own good LMAO And posts like this have to make you wonder why he gets himself in this position LMAO  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    I know telsha..you cant get enuff of us huh?
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Just tell me how to get there babe!
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Yo BethieMoo, Okay...we ask YOu for YOUR opinion NOT because we can't think for ourselves...we can...its just that if we don't then you ladies moan at us for ions...so its easier and less hassle in the long run to just ask. Also, it allows you to feel you have more purpose than just domestic duties *smile* Oh man...I totally KNOW Thunder is gonna kick my butt for that. Peace,  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    If you are the dominant species how come most men will admit that the woman is the leader of this house now???? BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 45517    lol neat  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    you can like star treck all you want... but in the end... we still love the mens.. the good girls don't argue, smile, nod their head.. then go get on the computer or read a magazine during your hour of play.. or are like bethiemoo, even though they HATE the show, they still sit through it.. just to make 'em happy.. see...women, can't live with us, can't live without us  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    "domestic duties" i think i saw that movie.. i rented it from that place off the freeway that says "adults only"  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Yes Agent Smith Thunder sis will get you, I will make sure of it LOL That's my payback to you downing ALL women. LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    grrrr..domestic duties!!!!! Dont get the little cow started!! BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    MISSING THE POINT AGAIN!
Why bother with trivial things , when you can do it!
Let me conquer space,find new worlds and civilizations,touch telshas coin,stuff like that!lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    my coin is shiny  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    Geez, turn my back for 20 seconds and everyone bags Star Wars, wasnt even here to defend it! LOL ....  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Besides...where else will you find hairy creatures likew that?
Got razor?
Bethiemoo?
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    I am not supposed to be put in the same category as useless, spineless, can't live without a servant women. LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    you know what else sucks wrestling!! BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    lmfao sun angel.. i cant even keep up LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Its time for men to unite in a common brotherhood! Let us stand tall...stand proud...let us burp and scratch our butt with abandon...let us eat cold pizza and balance a can of beer on our stomachs...let us stand around our cars and talk torque converters and crankshafts...let us wear our ripped jeans and oily t-shirts...let us be proud of our manhood...let us watch sport, throw things at the TV, whistle at the cheerleaders, wearing 'beer-can caps'!!!!! Let us men all unite with a Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor grunt - *Harooo Harooo Haroooooooooh!!!!* Peace,  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    MANHOOD?? :erks up::  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    lmfao @ graywolf.. yes, i admit, i like wrestling, too!!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    OMG BETHIEMOO!! You did NOT just say wrestling sucks. OH NO! I LOOOOOOOVE wrestling. My claws are out now. LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Hey telsha...is it a dime ,nickel,quarter or...OMG!
A SILVER DOLLAR?
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    HOORAY FOR SMITH!
YOU TELL EM DUDE!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    it's a nickle.. to tickle your pickle lmfao  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    OMG!!LMAO @ Telsha!! You hear the word MANHOOD and suddenly your all ears!! LOL .... funny thing that *mischivious grin*  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    No picles here...I am ITALIAN!
In this case , Italian Sausage(sweet)or (hot)depending on the occasion,to be served only with the best BUNs available...
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    *singing*
Im your boogie man...thats what i am...
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Wrestling and Italian sausage mentioned in the same reply? Oh my, what a lovely dream LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    WHAT!? Okay...thats it...you...Bethie Moo...you diss Star Trek...then ya start on Wrestling. Okay, its time for the Agent to layeth the smacketh...HIT MY MUSIC!!! "You roody poo...you come down here, flap your jaws, without even having the decency to let these fans your name? Whats you name? *pauses for a moment* IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!!!! You name is jabronie!!! And Jabronie, I'm gonna drag you up Jabronie Drive...along Roody Poo Avenue...down Know Your Role Boulevard...and check your candy butt into the SmackDown Hotel...IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLL LA LA LA LA LA LA....WHAT THE AGENT....*turns, tilts his head down and raises his eyebrow*...IS COOKING!!!!"  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    You like wrestling? I cant stand it! I have a brother and father that watch it whenever it comes on. They steal the tv from me!!!! I get so mad but when wrestling is on I might as well just hand over my remote and grieve lol. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    sun angel... that's all i got from what agent smith said was manhood.. the rest went in one ear and out the other! and star.. i like my dill pickles.. but hot italian stalion sausage is not too bad. but in the end, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.. well that and his tongue   
Date: 10/29/2001 7:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    :niff sniff:: smells like pork  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    No startrek,no wrestling...i doubt she has a boyfriend!
What guy would want a girl like that?
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Wrestling is one of the best sports to watch. How could anyone not like it? I have always loved wrestling.  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    Agent you sound like my brother!!!lmfao!!! He runs around saying what 2 plus 2 and I say four and he yells its Thomas Jefferson sucka!!! I just nod my head at him. You must be a crazed fanatic like him. You wanna know what I am cooking??? I can of raunchy beans!!! You wanna smell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!!!!!!!! BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    Star my boyfriend knows that any tv show cant give him what I can lol BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    OMG!!! LOL... cant breathe!!! ...  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    LMAO@Telsha  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Thats you aye girl...that Brain Conductor is driving...calling out "All aboard...next stop, the gutter"  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    bethie is talking about sex!!!!!! ewwwww :overs ears:: my virgin ears!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    ahhhhhh Agent Smith, you reminded me of the ROCK! mmmmmmmmm such a nice view LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    It's not the size of the tools, but how they are used!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    Bethie Moo, i'd be a bit worried if it could! LOL!!! New type of television broadcasting .... hmmm whoops G rated site *grins*  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    Oh yes Telsha your virgin ears *nods head* .....  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    awwww yaaaa gray.. i like my power tools, though.. the top drawer kind...for when the guy is gone and im all alone lmao  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    I will agree with graywolf.....the rock is hot!! I dated a guy once that was OBSESSED with the rock. He wore this shiny silver shirt. This guy was nasty! He could only WISH he looked like the rock. He had these icky side burns. This was a long time ago. I dumped his 70s butt lol. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    TELSHA!!! I didnt hear you say that!!!!! BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    sun angel, if there was such a show, i would SO want to subscribe.. it would be the play boy/play girl of the TV era.. well, there always IS the spice channell!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    Telsha!!! Iam shocked!!! LMAO!!! ....  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    ROFLMAO @ Telsha  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    I love how this post took a total turn for the gutter LMAO  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Telsha!
You know size does matter!
Why have a beattle , when you could have...383 stroker motor V8 -8.5:1 forged Pistons (dished) -400 Crank -400 cast iron rods -Crane camshaft -Gear Drive -Stock/Remanufactured and ported aluminum heads, intake, TPI, and throttle body for better flow. Furnished by Gorden Racing -Cylinder bore .030-over -4 bolt main berrings DriveTrain -700R4 Trannie -3.70:1 Gears Wheels and Tires -Centerline 16" chrome mags -245x50R16 Yokohama Front -255x50R16 Yokohama Rear Emissions -Complete Dynomax exhaust system -Headers/Converter/Muffler -3" Y pipe Forced Induction -Paxton Supercharger -10 lb. Boost Safety - 6 point Roll Cage Electronics -MSD Ignition -MSD Distributor -MSD Boost Timing for supercharger Instrumentations -Gauges : various autometer gauges...Oil Pressure, Boost, Water/Trannie/Oil Temperature Remotes -1 Viper Anti-Theft alarm system -2 Controls power locks, power windows (up and down), opens both driver and passenger doors, and pops the hatch!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    *spits coke out all over the screen* OMG!!!! Telsha!!! You did NOT just say that....LMAO!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    ewww bethiemoo... 70s sideburns are icky  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    WHAT?!?!?!?!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    graywolf.. the gutter.. we ALL knew it would end up there sooner or later.. i mean... it IS about me lmfao  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    *spits coke out all over the screen* OMG!!!! Telsha!!! You did NOT just say that....LMAO!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    I'm still dreaming of the ROCK with the Italian sausage and that nice set of buns that Star was talking about LMAO Mmmmmmmmm some nice thoughts he he he  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Opps...double post...WTF?  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    stargazer said 'trannie' hahahahahaha!!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    graywolf-- soft buns? reminds me of michael jackson  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    This car is made for LOVING!
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    yes, Telsha, you & your cucumbers LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    I am sorry Star but size doesnt matter...........it is how you the tool is used. If you have those cars you mentioned and one is old and ruined and one is new and ready for you test drive without alot of startups which would you choose?? BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    Hang onto ya keyboards all you late nite USMers, Telsha's in the house and she in full form!! LOL .....  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Pops the hatch!
LOL.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    cucmbers :rools:: but i keep those in the fridge .. and sun angel.. you better believe it lmfao  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    eeeeeeewwwwwwwww Telsha, NOT Michael Jackson type buns NO WAY! LMAO I'm talking GREAT buns :-)  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Trannie? Trannie? oh no...thats the magic word!!!! Its time for the Agent to sing again!!! "Don't get strung out, by the way I look...don't judge a book by it cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day but by night I'm one hell of a lover....I'm just a Sweet Transvestite...from Transexual...Transylvania...ah ha ha!!!"  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    :ays on bed:: pop MY hatch lmao  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LOL!! Not the car, but how it is driven ... is that whatcha saying BethieMoo?? .....  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    TELSHA!!!! ROFLMAO!!!! And just when you think she can go no further .....  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    garywolf- michaels buns are as soft as his nose is real.. ICKY!  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    I dont do old,baby!
My stuff is shiny new!!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Foot long with extra mayo Telsha? Or just creamy cucumber dressing? And Agent Smith you crack me up!  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    he can drive his car down MY interstate  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    agent-- oh how i love those trannies!!! mmmm so sexy in the panties  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    CREAMY cucumbers... i like it a little messy  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    Michael Jackson is the worst! He is the only person who gets plastic surgery to look worse!!! BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    ROFLMAO @ Graywolf!!! *clucks tougne* Girls theses days ......  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Bethie..i think you got your drivers licese revoked or something...My TRANS AM ,Will beat any beatle any time!
lol.
And boy...Ive got a professional license too!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Give me some buns of steele any day, not soft ones like that Telsha LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    What Sun Angel? Why so you say girls these days? I've always been this "friendly" LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Well then..."Its just a jump to the left...and then a step to the riiiiiiight. Put your hands on your hips....and pull your knees in tiiiiiiiiight...and then the pelvic thrust...really drives you insaaaaaaaaaaane....lets do the Time Warp again!!!"  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Mmmm..did you say , buns?  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    Your stuff is shiny and new? Just like a newborn huh? No experience at all? My car is nice but has some experience. It knows how to start when I turn the key. Is your car like that? BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    ^^do not so  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    BOINNNNNG!!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Come on...surely someone else has seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show...or is that just something I should keep to myself *hides high-heels, suspenders and fishnets*  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    OMG!!! LMAO @ Agent Smith!! Its all about the visuals!!! .....  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    I drive it BIG baby!!
Go look on my profile!
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    Timw warp? I have never heard of that dance. I know the macarana lol. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    stargazer had cucumber!!! lmao  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    All this talk of Wrestling, the ROCK, creamy cucumber dressing, and buns of steels sure have made it hot in my room LMAO  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    ive seen the rocky horror picture show, but it's been a while, agent..  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    Oh no Agent is a cross dresser!!!! There is nothing wrong with that but hmmmm just dont wear thongs ok? BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    Yep, i've seen Agent Smith and this is why iam experiencing all these horrifying imgages at the moment! LOL!!! ....  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    ****I mean i've seen IT, Agent Smith, the movie****  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    Bethie Moo, your probably lucky that you havent seen or heard of the time warp. A very scary dance to do .... specially after a few to many beers!!! ...  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Stargazers got the authentic ITALIAN SAUSAGE!
Made in Italy for all you pretty girls in the USA!
GOD I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    lol@star!!!! I like it just right!! The car has to be my size! BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    i almost had to turn the fan on graywolf lmfao  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Nup...don't wear thongs...just like Star Trek...thongs had a habit of "Going where no man has gone before" Hehehehe.  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Sun Angel, don't let Thunderhead sis know you said that about Agent Smith LMAO
Telsha, did you say Star had cucumber dressing? He has Italian dressing :-)
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    mama loves the sausage... pickles...cucumbers.. any other long shaped object  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    What, do you want the girls to bite or something? That might hurt. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Im in Jersey,when you need me!
Call my friends "THE SOPRANOS".
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    Thongs are the devil! They are meant to put people in distress. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    number one rule:: TEETH HURT !! (thats from the guys lol)  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    no gray, i think its all the hot italian sausages being dangeled in front of my face lmfao  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    I have my fans on Telsha, it got real hot in this room. Must be the weather LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    no teeth allowed, just good ole, well never mind LMAO  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Who needs booze when yougot telsha!
lol.
Did i say FASTER CHICKS RULE!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    OUCH!
No teeth!
I will need this tomorrow , you know?
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    I hear ya Telsha. Italian Sausages and buns of steele. And we're suffering in the heat. LMAO  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    fast sucks!!! if you go fast you get there sooner. Taking your time is better. BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    Quick, someone hose down Telsha and Graywolf!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Yo BethieMoo,
For once I agree with ya...the long slow cruise is MUCH better...
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    graywolf and i are in heat!!!!!! but that's okay.. we like it hot!!! ....lmfao!!!!! hose me down!!! maybe *I* need a cold shower  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    slow is gooooooooood... but once in a while.. a fast one is JUUUUST right.. fast car that is.. heh  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Creamy Italian dressing for me any day LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    New Flash: It's hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof right now LMAO  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Did you asked me to HOSE you down?
LOL.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Oh man...I gotta get outa this post before TH sees me hanging out with such debauched people *tries to act all innocent* Wasn't me honey...was some other dude called Agent Smith...honest honey.  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    I love fast cars that can handle a long drive  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Fast cars,faster women!
What a great combo!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    a good hose down with creamy italian... lol  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Telsha, I think you & I are the only ones that take the heat, and make it hotter LMAO These posts are always fun :-)  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    I 2nd tha Telsha, good creamy Italian!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    :ands graywolf a cucumber:: don't worry, it's clean  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    graywolf, i may not like star treck.. and you may not like ... well, stuff lmao.. but we know how to please the men .. we're good  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Hey smith..i can hear the war cries from here already!
She will be in a warpath dude!
Wouldnt wanna be in your shoes...
lol.
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    I cut cucumbers at work all the time. Want me to cut one for you? lol BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Yeah...just whisper in my ears,how much you like my plasma injectors the sound of the warp core when we finally hit warp speed , will have you begging me for a spin around the galaxy!  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    ROFLMAO @ Telsha! And what is it I DON'T like T? LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    No cuts on cucumbers, that's worse than biting them LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    i dont like them cut, bethie.. i like 'em raw and in their pure form...  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    OH OH OH graywolf doesn't like michael jackson's bum!  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    You should cook them Telsha! BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    See my taggie?
Hop aboard my ship,ill take you for a spin!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Telsha, I'm with you on that, WE do know how to please the men :-) ^5 Telsha!  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Telsha, I think we lost all the guys in here LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    cook my cucumbers? NOOOOOOOOOOOO that would hurt.. my mouth.. ::innocently looks away::  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Ok kiddies...
Time for my beauty sleep!
See ya tomorrow!
Good night!
  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    TRUE Telsha, no MJ buns for me LOL Cooked cucumbers BethieMoo? No way! That's like putting ice in a frying pan, why cool it off, when it's so hot the other way?  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Just like Maxwell House coffee, good to the last drop! ahhhhhhhhh! The refreshing taste! :-)  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    girls- we scared the guys away lmfao!! uh good night star.. dont dream of cucumbers!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    lol @ graywolf!!!!!!  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Make sure you take care of your fast car, your Italian sausage, and creamy italian dressing Star. LOL Good night  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 42461    I am with Star. I gotta go too. My boyfriend is getting ready to call. Talk to you all later. Bye BethieMoo  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    Bye BethieMoo. Telsha, we managed to run 'em all off LOL  
Date: 10/29/2001 8:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    bye bethiemoo sis!! and gray.. mission: accomplished!! lmao  
Date: 10/30/2001 10:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    OMG... all of you are NUTZ!! I have sit here and read this post/replies and laughed my booty off!!!! I just wish I had been here to have all the fun too!!!! STARGAZER.... you are totally RIGHT about telsha... She is definitely DIFFERENT!!!! But we love her!!! hehehe... She is my little IMP!!!! And ya gotta admit..... She sure makes USM interesting....... handcuffs and all!!!!!!! hehehhehe.... message me when you all do this again!!!!!! lololol... Huggggggssssss to all of you!!!!!!!! Love,  

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