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Men are from Mars? Stargazer.

  Author:  19342  Category:(Discussion) Created:(10/28/2001 1:04:00 PM)
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No way!!! Thats my remote control,keep your hand full of fingers, away from it! I like my stake,RAW,just flame kissed,for vegetables GOD created the potato! I keep my reading material in the bathroom,and some under my mattress! I , like all guys,only buy Playboys for the articles ,the pictures are there just to make it a little more interesting. Monday nights are SACRED,football,wednesday,Startrek,Yes...We drive better than you! I , like all guys never get lost,thats why we dont ask for directions! I like all guys,cannot walk and whistle at the same time,and im proud of it! So when you think ,that i am ignoring you,when you talk to me,thats not true! And PLEASE!!!!!Stop nagging me about the trash , ill take it outside,right after the ballgame on tv! You have your car,so,stay away from my baby! I talk carburators,fuel injection,NOS,horsepower! So if we are from mars,and you are from venus,expect me to be late for our date...There was a plasma leak on the warp drive!

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Date: 10/28/2001 1:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    ROFLMAO you BRAT! LOL That was hilarious!  
Date: 10/28/2001 1:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    Really, you can keep your remote control, starterk isn't even WORTH a fight. We like our steak well done because we have grown out of our "animal" stage and we like our kisses with a little tongue. We can't fit our reading material under the mattress because novels cause lumps, but we keep our toys in the top drawer. You may drive better than us, but we don't have to buy a camero for small p.n.s. syndrome. We can walk, talk on a cell phone, chew gum AND make a shopping list all at the same time.. maybe that's why we aren't better drivers. The only reason we nag is because we know you ignore us.. after all, that IS why it's called nagging. We COULD learn about cars, but it's better for us to take it to the shop so we can PRETEND what the HOT mechanic is saying. AND, you can be late all you want, we are the one who decides whose house to go to AFTER the date...IF it even goes THAT well...   
Date: 10/28/2001 1:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    OMG Telsha, you go girl! LMAO  
Date: 10/28/2001 1:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    OMG!! Roflmao!! This is good, but Telsha's reply is sooooo much BETTER!!! @}----xoxo  
Date: 10/28/2001 1:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    we may nag, but what we say, goes!  
Date: 10/28/2001 1:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 32070    LMAO! No need for me to say anything. My daughter said it all!!! I'm SO PROUD! LOL...*HUGS*  
Date: 10/28/2001 1:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    lmao mom! graywolf and i are still waiting for his responce! lmao  
Date: 10/28/2001 1:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    It may take him a while, he'd have to get his head out from under the hood, remove the remote from his hand, and then MAYBE he could respond. LOL  
Date: 10/28/2001 1:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    OMG LMAO @ Telsha you go girl!  
Date: 10/28/2001 1:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    yea...considering he can't do ALL those things at ONCE.. but hey.. at least he's "proud" lmao  
Date: 10/28/2001 8:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Ok...revised ,reply! The original one,wich i think was much better,was not deemed acceptable by ADMN. So here we go. Oh,well...Lets see... Startrek is NOT for everyone,you need to have at least half a brain to understand it! Obviously , not your case Telsha,I bet you wont mind the "Animal",side of your man when hes loving you,or when you need someone to save your but! Besides remember,animal instinct is present on females too. Novels are fine,Ever heard of T.S. Eliot? Poetry may,calm down your male organ envy complex. And yes,i agree your lack of concentration is probably the reason why you cant drive! As far as the hot mechanic,hes a guy too,and hes only after one thing honey...and its not your brain! love. Stargazer. "It was the best of times,it was the worst of times." Lol.  
Date: 10/28/2001 8:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19342    Well...i guess ill catch up with you ladies later,time for my beaty sleep.
Good Night to all...
  
Date: 10/28/2001 9:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    ah yes, stargazer...you've proven you can not only dish it out, but you can take it, too!! rock on!!! gotta love it!  
Date: 10/29/2001 4:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 18103    I have to agree Telsha, SG can dish it out & take it too. Great post & come backs!  

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