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BUT MY DAUGHTERS NOT PREGNANT!!

  Author:  39272  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/26/2001 12:29:00 PM)
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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Gimmee a break lady! Your daughter is pregnant." The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged an screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they would show up again and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant.

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Date: 10/26/2001 12:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 40530    lol. Very funny  
Date: 10/26/2001 12:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 31980    hahahahahahahaha  
Date: 10/26/2001 3:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL!  
Date: 10/26/2001 7:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmfao, 2 funny,  
Date: 10/26/2001 8:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 39249    lol...your a funny bible story!   
Date: 11/8/2001 2:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 45891    lmao  
Date: 4/20/2002 5:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 49710    that's so very wrong but funny! lol! Dragon Lady  

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