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THE FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL I HAVE EVER SEEN LOL

  Author:  39272  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/25/2001 3:53:00 PM)
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i saw this on a commercial, and im saying it from memory so its a lil altered

so a duck goes into a convenience store and asks the owner

DUCK: got any gwapes? (grapes)

MAN: no

next day:

DUCK: got any gwapes?

MAN: no

next day:

DUCK: got any gwapes?

MAN: no and if you ask me one more time im stapling your feet to the floor

next day:

DUCK: got any staples?

MAN: no

DUCK: got any gwapes?

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Date: 10/25/2001 3:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 37938    awww...that was cute....got any staples...lmao...love,  
Date: 10/25/2001 3:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 38270    I hadn't seen that one!!!!!  
Date: 10/25/2001 3:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 18527    Wow.. that is my best friend's like favorite joke!  
Date: 10/25/2001 4:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 17290    ive seen this..but ive got a funnier commercial.omg!! ok, theres this (infomercial type thing..) and its a potty putter..thats right!! it lets u practice putting while on the toilet!! omg!! but if u act now, u get a free do not disturb sign.!! ...it was hilllarious!! love,  
Date: 10/25/2001 4:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 27924    LOL!!! That is soooo cute!!! ~*Lotta Luv*~  
Date: 10/25/2001 4:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 19927    OMG what commercial was this?? i wanna see it soooooo bad!  
Date: 10/25/2001 4:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 12823    OMG!!!! That is so cute!!! LMAO!!! Cute little duckie!!!!  
Date: 10/25/2001 4:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    LMAO! My 2 favorite commercials are where this guy goes up on a ski slope and is about to go down. another guy comes up and in a HIGH voice says, "ever been down this one before?" the other guy says "no." (still in high voice): "well, good luck." So the guy is going down the slope and these really cute girls holding Budweisers walk by. The guy keeps staring at them (while skiing) and then racks himself on a tree. Next thing you know, that guy is in a really high voice saying "i'm fine!" LMAO! Then today, I saw this one for a flexibility medicine...you know for arthritis and stuff. This older guy was taking it and then stretching....next to him was a Kama Sutra book!! OMG!! He was taking the medicine to experiment with Kama Sutra! LMAO!!!  
Date: 10/25/2001 4:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 42859    lmao!! that is sooo cute! what's the commerical for? --SNL Babe--
Date: 10/25/2001 4:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39272    i forgot lol..hehe  
Date: 10/25/2001 5:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 39249    hmmm i think the commerical would be for Chinese food...or maybe fellas cream....or how about breath mints...or air fresher...no wait never mind   
Date: 10/25/2001 5:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 45374    It was for gum
Date: 10/26/2001 12:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39272    yeah i just remembered its for winterfresh  
Date: 10/30/2001 2:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 28363    LMAO-- thats funny  
Date: 6/11/2002 6:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    that was a commercial?!?! LOL! I always thought it was just a joke! too funny!  
Date: 6/30/2002 4:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    I have seen this one it is kind of funny  
Date: 5/9/2006 1:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL  

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