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Things You Most Definitely DO NOT Want To Hear In Surgery

  Author:  39272  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/21/2001 2:59:00 PM)
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"Things You Do Not Want To Hear In Surgery..."

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor we're going to need a mop

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie..

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool! Now can you make her leg twitch?!

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Date: 10/21/2001 3:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 27121    lmao, that's funny *grins*   
Date: 10/21/2001 3:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 41127    LMAO!!!!!! lol thats really funny good one  
Date: 10/21/2001 3:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 31980    thats funny i actually laughed  
Date: 10/21/2001 3:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL! i sure wouldn't want to hear those things...  
Date: 10/21/2001 3:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO!!!  
Date: 10/21/2001 3:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 18527    giggle, yeah, I've been in surgery when stuff like that is joked about, thank goodness cats and dogs don't understand all we say!  
Date: 10/21/2001 3:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 18103    LOL that is cool!  
Date: 10/21/2001 4:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 43984    He he he. Very funny. LOL
Date: 10/21/2001 4:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 42423    I've heard a few of these before, but they still make me smile. Regards MadProf  
Date: 10/21/2001 4:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 16912    LOL! Another thing you dont want to hear is laughter! LOL! **huggles**  
Date: 10/21/2001 4:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    Lol...I would be kinda worried then! hehe  
Date: 10/21/2001 4:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 10534    LOL! i liked the autopsy one haha  
Date: 10/21/2001 8:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 35042    LMAO!!! lol  
Date: 10/22/2001  From Authorid: 43185    lol, that was very funny! vixi  
Date: 10/22/2001 12:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 17014    LOL I would hope that I'd be asleep if they're digging around in me like that!! LOL  
Date: 10/22/2001 8:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 44697    LOL, that was halarious  
Date: 10/22/2001 3:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 39249    lol i heard this a bunch of times...your a funny surgen  
Date: 10/22/2001 6:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 43404    ha ha ha ha cute!

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Date: 10/22/2001 6:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 10110    LOL! Yuck.  
Date: 10/25/2001 4:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 37938    that was really cute...love,  
Date: 6/25/2002 6:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39272    yes its pretty funny isnt it  

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