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For All You M*A*S*H Fans.........(Hawk)

  Author:  277  Category:(Quotes) Created:(10/19/2001 2:49:00 PM)
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"There'll always be another war." -- Frank Burns

"This was a great war until you guys showed up!"-Burns, to Trap & Hawk

Remember the cold war? How pre-millennial! Remember when a trojan was a warrior? Stop trying to bring the war in under budget. - BJ to Maj. Burns



"Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one." Henry Blake

"I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot." Frank Burns

"I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife." Col. Potter

"Don't mind Pierce and Hunnicutt, they're both first rate surgeons. Sure, they'll show up to role call in their bathrobes. They keep a still in their tent. Once they ran all my underwear up the flagpole. But I want you to understand it's an honor to serve with these men." Margaret







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Date: 10/19/2001 2:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 42731    LMAO!!! Mash is the best show ever! I used to sit up until 2 or 3 in the morning to catch it on FOX!!!!  
Date: 10/19/2001 2:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 38589    HAHAHAHAHAHA I love M*A*S*H!!!!! Me and my dad watch it all the time =)  
Date: 10/19/2001 2:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    I loved Mash too!!! Most of the time it was soooo funny... good quotes, Hawk... thanks for sharing...   
Date: 5/3/2005 5:21:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   I never really watched this show but funny quotes

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