Star Trek. ~James T. Kirk

Hiya. I got given this today from a friend and thought I'd post it. I'm not sure how many of you have seen this but I think it's cool.

Star Trek: The Next Generation. An Episode by Dr. Seuss

Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star, So, Data, please, how far? How far?

Data: Our ship can get there very fast, but still the trip will last and last. We'll have two days til we arrive, but can the Indrans there survive?

Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine.

LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline!

Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go! Please make it so, please make it so!

Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't, We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't. The danger here is far too great!

Picard: But surely we must not be late!

Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire.

Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire!

Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be? Who lit the fire?

Riker: Not me!

Worf: Not me!

Picard: Computer, how long until we die?

Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye.

Data: May I suggest a course to take? We could, I think, quite safely make, Extinguishers from tractor beams And stop the fire, or so it seems...

Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day! Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!

Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much. You've saved our lives, our ship and such.

Troi: We still must save the Indran planet!

Data: Which by the way is made of granite...

Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist. We understand, we get your gist. But can we get our ship to go? Please, make it so, Please make it so!

Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires, and that's what started all the fires!

Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no! We need to go! We need to go!

Troi: We must seek out this traitor spy, and lock him up and ask him why.

Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental. I say we give him problems dental.

Troi: Are any Romulan ships around? Have scanners said that they've been found? Or is it Borg or some new threat We haven't even heard of yet? I sense no malice in this crew. Now what are we supposed to do?

Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us. They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!" I can't just sit and let them die! We must attempt, we must try!

Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon.

Crusher: But they may be dead by tomorrow noon!

Worf: The saboteur is in the brig! He's very strong and very big! I had my phaser set on stun -- A zip! A zap! Another one! He would not budge, he would not fall. He would not stun, no, not at all! He changed into a stranger form All soft and purple, round and warm.

Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf? Did you see this creature morph?

Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly. Hit him on the jaw, quite squarely.

Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend! Our troubles now are at an end.

Crusher:Now let's get our ship to fly, and orbit yonder Indran sky!

Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go...?

Geordi: Yes, sir, we can.

Picard: Then make it so!

As I said I'm not sure how many of you have seen this before but I thought I'd share it anyway.

~James T. Kirk