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Whenever your children are out of control......this will make you chuckle. Goldunicorns

  Author:  34810  Category:(Interesting) Created:(9/25/2001 11:04:00 PM)
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To those of you who have children in your lives, whether they are your own, grandchildren, nieces and nephews, or students....here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was, "Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve....we have forbidden fruit!"

"No way!"

"Yes, way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, (wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants).

A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and was He was ticked!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God, as our first parent, asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it!" Adam said.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed! But there is reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

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Date: 9/25/2001 11:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LOL!! Thats very cute! Thanx for sharing   
Date: 9/26/2001 12:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 35447    PML LMAO this is great such an excellent post
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Date: 9/26/2001 12:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 25627    ROFL....Oh, this is just tooooo funny....and so true!!!! I especially loved the instructions on the aspirin bottle!! Thanks!! Love and peace....  
Date: 9/26/2001 3:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    LOL... good one!!!! Thanks for sharing!!!  
Date: 9/26/2001 4:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    LOL very good. I really like this one. Thanks for sharing such good advice. Makes me feel better already. LOL that is so cute. Take care,  
Date: 9/26/2001 6:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 21889    how cute... thanks for posting this... you made me laugh!  
Date: 9/26/2001 7:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 40881    LOL!! Great post!!I really liked the advice for the day..thats soo cute ~daijha~  

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