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Shaving My Legs-------------Moon Girl

  Author:  20750  Category:(Poetry) Created:(9/25/2001 9:18:00 PM)
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I sit on the side of the tub
I wet my leg
Then I lather it up
An inch thick

I grab the Gilette
Lady razor( with aloe vera)
I pretend I am snow sleding
I go down the mountain

I make little paths
Till I only have a few left
Then The leg is free of hair
I rinse my leg

I repeat the same
Game with my other leg
If I must shave the legs
I'm gonna have fun----------Moon Girl


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Date: 9/25/2001 9:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 37584    i know what ya mean sis. love and hugs by the way great poem love little old me  
Date: 9/25/2001 9:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    hehehehehehe!!! thanks Tonya sis!!!  
Date: 9/25/2001 9:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    shoot knew I forgot to take care of the unibrow thismorning. LOL  
Date: 9/25/2001 9:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 37038    lolol cute poem!!! YOU SHAVE GIRL RIGHT ON!!HHHHEHEHE  
Date: 9/25/2001 9:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    lmao @ Becky!!!  
Date: 9/25/2001 9:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    hehehehehe!!! thanks Ann!!  
Date: 9/25/2001 9:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...I still think Paul Bunyan could've done it faster and cheaper.  
Date: 9/25/2001 9:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    LMAO @ HEKLER!!!!!!  
Date: 9/25/2001 9:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 28125    Oh very funny...
you must have been really bored...LOL...
In Christ's Love...PA
  
Date: 9/25/2001 9:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    hehehehe!!!  
Date: 9/25/2001 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    just an observation Mg...but uh....inch thick wow you must go through the shaving gel quick! lol   
Date: 9/25/2001 9:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    hehehe!!um yes I do Becky!!!  
Date: 9/25/2001 11:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    You always bring smiles! Good poem, I love it!  
Date: 9/26/2001 3:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 36540    lol vgood and funny poem -tim  
Date: 9/26/2001 5:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 21066    hehehe cool poem! thanx 4 sharing! =)) *hugz*  
Date: 9/26/2001 6:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 30630    LOL heheh Great poem sis!! I hate shaving! LOL Love ya bunches!!  
Date: 9/26/2001 6:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 33286    two words.... weed wacker  
Date: 9/26/2001 10:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 36024    I think I need one of your fun poems on washing dishes Misty Bay
Date: 9/26/2001 10:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 34775    Remember what I said..razors good..but BEWARE OF THE WANDERING NAIR!!!!!~  
Date: 9/26/2001 5:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 28363    Very nice post! *blushing* ~(^;  
Date: 9/26/2001 7:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    lmao @ Dunno!!!  

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