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What would YOU bring?

  Author:  39258  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/25/2001 7:51:00 PM)
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An American, Mexican and a redneck are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. Since they have a long walk, they each decide to bring something with them. The American brings water and claims that "in case we get thirsty, we will have something to drink." The Mexican brings food claiming that "in case we get hungry, we will have something to eat." The redneck brings the car door, but doesn't say why. They begin their walk through the desert and an hour goes by. The American and Mexican go to the redneck "Why did you bring the car door?!?!?" and the redneck turns around and says "in case it gets hot, we can just roll down the window"

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Date: 9/25/2001 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 41847    lol, i have heard it befor, but i still find it funny King Spawn  
Date: 9/25/2001 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 42790    haha lol roflmao that is a goodone  
Date: 9/26/2001 3:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 38601    lol some people are so stupid-PrincessRoxieRage  
Date: 9/26/2001 3:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 37125    omg!!! that sounds like something brian would say!!!  
Date: 9/26/2001 4:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 27215    Good post!! I wonder if the redneck was a blonde.haha Whitefawn  
Date: 9/26/2001 9:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 40232    i've heard this b4, except it was a burnette, redhead, and a blonde  
Date: 9/28/2001 5:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hello Telsha. Well, I never heard it before, and I'm LMAO. That's a good one. Thanks for the chuckle. Write on....  

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