Farting In Blockbuster...Lemon

I was staying with my aunt and cousins a couple of months back b/c my oldest cousin wanted me to go with her to a concert..anyway we were gunna travel to our destination the next day. The night b4 me, my aunt, my mom, and my youngest cousin ended up going to blockbuster the night b4..so my cousin and I split directions as soon as we walk through the door. Well everyone had a movie picked out except for me I had made it all around the store and couldn't find anything to rent...so everyone meets up with me and all of the sudden I smell this rank fart and I turned toward my aunt and mom and they were looking at each other and then to me while we were all whispering to each other "Did u do that?" "no I didn't do" well I looked toward my cuz and he was walking away smiling and I said "did u do it?" "NO!" by now we all are checking our movies out and once again I smell something ranky and I mean this fart didn't break up quickly either but I knew it was my cuz b/c he was standing right next me plus people were starting to check there movies out and all I could do was burst out laughing..I really couldn't take the smell any longer so I ran outta there as fast as I could trying to get away from my cousin. Plus he was doing the 'walk away' u know where u fart then walk away..making it look like someone else did it.

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